Carey Mulligan in Flaunt Mag: cute or silly? [Yeeeah]
Rihanna made her Boston fans wait 3 hours for her concert. [Amy Grindhouse]
Lauryn Hill sentenced to three months in prison. [The Blemish]
Is Kristen Stewart racist for not wanting to listen to Tupac? [Evil Beet]
Gov. Chris Christie got lap-band surgery. [Gawker]
More photos of Kim Kardashian’s Met Gala gown. [Celebslam]
Brandi Glanville responds to NeNe Leakes. [Reality Tea]
Joe Francis was found guilty of assault. [Bitten & Bound]
Good God, Tom Cruise is going to make another Mission: Impossible. [Grantland]
Ann Coulter has some interesting thoughts about race & the Dems. [Bossip]
Brienne of Tarth is SO HOT. [OMG Blog]
Farrah Abraham won’t shut up about her sex tape. [PopBytes]
Rod Stewart & Elton John have been BFFs for a long time. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Patrick Schwarzenegger sounds like a douche. [Limelife]
Maureen Dowd hasn’t seen The Great Gatsby but she already hates it. [The Loop]
Beyonce won’t shut up about having another baby. [Life & Style]

Megan Fox gets to work on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. [Popoholic]
Helen Mirren will go full-tilt bitch if you mess up her performance! [Dlisted]
Carey Mulligan’s tuxedo-suit is pretty sassy. [LaineyGossip]
George Clooney is spending his b-day with Matt Damon. CB is jealous! [Pop Sugar]
Robert Downey Jr. is the world’s biggest movie star after the success of Iron Man 3 this weekend. HUZZAH! [Buzzfeed]
The fugs and fabs of the Kentucky Derby. [Go Fug Yourself]
Robert Downey Jr.’s best quotes about his crappiest movies. [Pajiba]
Jennifer Lopez & Casper Smart are still together. Ugh. [A Socialite Life]
The Beckham boys stop at Starbucks. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Vanessa Hudgens has a music video and it is painful. [ICYDK]
Beyonce brought Blue Ivy on stage during a concert. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Ireland Baldwin has a Vanity Fair profile. Already! [Jezebel]
What Todd says about Southern women is SO true. [IDLYITW]
Is this supposed to be a wedding gown? Mama June’s was better. [Moe Jackson]
Paris Hilton is talking about babies again. [CDAN]
Check out NeNe Leakes’ huge diamond. [Starcasm]
Did Cara Delevingne drop a bag of coke in front of the paps? [The Frisky]
23-year-old Jane Levy (star Suburgatory) was married & no one knew it. Now she’s getting a divorce. So weird. [Wonderwall]

Kristen Stewart scored her second Balenciaga ad campaign even with Liberty Ross’s BFF Alexander Wang now helming Balenciaga. [Pop Sugar]
Someone else recognizes that 2013 is The Year of Cumberbatch! [LaineyGossip]
Doesn’t London already have a dong-shaped building? [Dlisted]
I feel like I’m the only one getting really hot for Michael Shannon. [Buzzfeed]
Martha Stewart wears glittery, sequined capri pants. [Go Fug Yourself]
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Emily Blunt wear jeans before. [Popoholic]
A dude animated his drunk wife’s dumb joke. [Gawker]
The Office is in the midst of their last episodes. [Pajiba]
More sexy photos of your Viking boyfriend Alexander Skarsgard. [A Socialite Life]
Julianne Hough’s body is cray. [I'm Not Obsessed]
This story is so gross. [The Blemish]
Aaron Eckhart pitched a fit about sharing a bathroom with Nicole Kidman. [Evil Beet]
Kris Jenner was a monster, says Jenner-Kardashian nanny. [IDLYITW]
Reese Witherspoon “has no connection to the real world”. Obvs. [Amy Grindhouse]
Selena Gomez poses for photos wearing a horrible shirt. [Moe Jackson]
Tara Reid hates Lindsay Lohan. Obvs. [Celebslam]
Here’s some info about Love & Hip-Hop’s Mona Scott-Young. [Reality Tea]
Here is Vince Vaughn’s new house in California. [Bitten & Bound]

Kim Kardashian’s most comfortable-looking outfit yet. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Amanda Bynes is tweeting topless photos now. [ICYDK]
The lesson here is that South Carolina politics are always shady & awful. [Jezebel]
Bradley Cooper “pulls a Fassbender” & drops out of Jane Got a Gun. [Grantland]
This story about a missing Florida woman is so strange. [CDAN]
This story about a man sewing his daughter’s prom dress is amazing. [Starcasm]
Rihanna’s boots look like they have a medical purpose. [The Frisky]
Anna Camp (from The Good Wife & Pitch Perfect) is getting divorced. [Wonderwall]
Fantasia says she was bullied after she hooked up with a married man. [Bossip]
Putting the “cat” in catfish sushi rolls. [OMG Blog]
I do not care for this dress on Kim Cattrall. [Yeeeah]
This Lady Gaga story is disgusting. [PopBytes]
Ryan Seacrest tweets photo of Harry Connick Jr. kissing him. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Kristin Cavallari is putting her family ahead of her career. LOL. [Limelife]
Cute otter video. I love otters. [Hollywood Rag]
Rose from Downton Abbey was just cast as Cinderella! [The Loop]
Kim Kardashian’s Met Gala dress has been altered five times already. [Life & Style]

Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon pretty much renew their vows every year, and this time, they took Disneyland. Heidi & Seal II? [Pop Sugar]
Nostalgic gossip about Robert Downey Jr. and Sarah Jessica Parker. [LaineyGossip]
David Tutera dumped his partner & wants full custody of unborn babies. [Dlisted]
Miley Cyrus‘ new priorities are sex, drugs, and rap. So edgy. [Buzzfeed]
Vanessa Hudgens basically dresses like a Las Vegas showgirl now. [Go Fug Yourself]
Anne Hathaway wears leggings and her “growing-out” hair cap. [Popoholic]
Kevin Spacey photobombed a jogger in Boston. He’s awesome. [Gawker]
Ethan Hawke is still the hottest guy from Dead Poets’ Society. [Pajiba]
Jake Gyllenhaal bros it up with Marcus Mumford & Jonah Hill. [A Socialite Life]
Paris Hilton goes to the spa as a vacation from those ski trips. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Amanda Bynes has fallen out of love with Drake. [The Blemish]
John Stamos tells the tale of his lost virginity. [Evil Beet]
Beyonce only uses red toilet paper now. Ooookay. [IDLYITW]
Farrah Abraham is “only” doing pr0n to pay for college. [Amy Grindhouse]
Colin Firth says Bridget Jones’s Baby is officially kaput. [Moe Jackson]
Rihanna bought Chris Brown a car worth $1 million. [Celebslam]
“Real Housewives of Orange County” gets a drama-filled recap. [Reality Tea]
Kate Hudson & Goldie Hawn team up for Mother’s Day tribute. [Bitten & Bound]

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Mariah Carey on Twitter

Chris Evans & Scarlett Johansson are filming Captain America: The Winter Soldier in LA. ScarJo’s hair looks like crap, right? [LaineyGossip]
Kristin Cavallari looks like Ke$ha in this photoshoot. [ICYDK]
Busy Phillips jokes about naming her daughter Rihanna. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
One pro baller tweeted something negative about Jason Collins, and he was surprisingly smacked down really quickly. [Jezebel]
Chris O’Dowd might do a period comedy called The Coward. [Grantland]
Lindsay Lohan is going to “blog” about “rehab”. [CDAN]
TLC’s latest reality show seems pretty trashy. [Starcasm]
“I want to make love to you like an Apollo.” [The Frisky]
Gwyneth Paltrow & RDJ are BFFs. [Wonderwall]
Kim Kardashian & Kanye are asking for friends to make donations to charity in lieu of baby gifts. Which is actually nice. [Bossip]
This fluffy kitteh has a great old-person face. [OMG Blog]
Karl Lagerfeld designed a bag that looks like a Lego. The hell? [Yeeeah]
Chris Brown’s dad wants him to date Jordin Sparks. [PopBytes]
Tom Welling looks really different these days. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t want to do a fourth Iron Man. [Limelife]
Jeffrey Wright was arrested for a DWI. [Hollywood Rag]
Kelly Osbourne is not engaged, y’all. [The Loop]
Jessica Simpson gave her daughter cake for the first time. [Life & Style]

Jennifer Lawrence is giving me Lisa Bonet vibes in this outfit. Which is funny because J-Law’s BFF is Zoe Kravitz! [A Socialite Life]
NBA player Jason Collins comes out as a gay man. [Gawker]
Recap of last night’s Mad Men – I thought this was the strongest episode of the season so far, maybe because it wasn’t all about Don. [LaineyGossip]
And here’s Jamie Foxx as Spider-Man’s nemesis’s alter ego. [Dlisted]
William & Kate’s best married moments. [Pop Sugar]
I love this Amy Poehler story. [Buzzfeed]
Julie Bowen is great, but she can’t dress. [Go Fug Yourself]
Vanessa Hudgens’ minidress is kind of cute. [Popoholic]
The trailer for Red 2, yay Helen Mirren. [Pajiba]
David Beckham out with a sleepy Harper Seven. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Sneak peak of Arrested Development!!! [The Blemish]
Chris Brown’s dad doesn’t want him near Rihanna. [Evil Beet]
Tim Tebow got cut from the Jets. [IDLYITW]
Amanda Bynes takes selfies at the gym now. [Amy Grindhouse]
Photos from the Radio Disney Awards. [Moe Jackson]
Jane Fonda did her handprint & footprint thing. [Celebslam]
Kim Kardashian wears bright red in Greece. [Reality Tea]
Chrissy Teigan had a wardrobe malfunction at the WHCD. [Bitten & Bound]

Was Cameron Diaz cryptically referencing Gwyneth Paltrow when Camy told a story about “shaving” her BF in the bathtub? [LaineyGossip]
Justin Bieber is dancing in the street in a onesie. [Dlisted]
Jimmy Fallon’s prom photo is the BEST. [Buzzfeed]
What in the world is Mischa Barton wearing? [Go Fug Yourself]
Jennifer Garner steps out with the parade of dimples. [Pop Sugar]
Review of Matthew McConaughey’s latest film, Mud. [Pajiba]
Henry Cavill’s GQ UK shoot is kind of meh. [A Socialite Life]
Fergie’s really showing these days! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Britney Spears’ date-night outfit is better than her date’s outfit. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Ireland Baldwin is all about the self-promotion these days. [The Blemish]
Rest in peace, George Jones. [ICYDK]
Dudes want to look more like Jon Hamm & less like Leo DiCaprio. [Evil Beet]
Emma Stone continues to be pretty cool. [Jezebel]
Was this Ace of Base member a secret Nazi? [CDAN]
Jason Aldean & his wife have separated after he cheated. [Starcasm]
I have no idea who “Cintia Dicker” is. [Popoholic]
Ashley Benson “hides” from the paps she probably called. [IDLYITW]
Joe Simpson & Tina finalized their divorce. [Wonderwall]

Selena Gomez’s boots are kind of amazing/tacky/interesting. [Moe Jackson]
Anne Hathaway better be wearing panties. Still, this is a terrible outfit. [Celebslam]
Am I the only who kind of hates Demi Lovato’s voice? [Grantland]
“Being handsome” is a crime in Saudi Arabia. [Gawker]
Kim Kardashian shows off her… ugh. At least she’s wearing panties. [Amy Grindhouse]
Recap of the season finale of Duck Dynasty. [Reality Tea]
That crazy sorority girl resigned from her sorority. [The Frisky]
Melissa Gilbert & Timothy Busfield got married. [Bitten & Bound]
Check out the newly redesigned $100 bill. [Bossip]
This is a really cool story about an amateur photographer. [OMG Blog]
Heidi Klum is still flat-ironing her hair too. [Yeeeah]
Kellan Lutz makes a Lutz appearance on Kellan Lutz’s Sesame Street. [PopBytes]
Vintage Brad Pitt on Head of the Class. [Seriously OMG WTF]
The Rock had emergency surgery! [Limelife]
Kelly Brook’s boobtastic FHM Turkey shoot. [Hollywood Rag]
Guillermo Del Toro is working on some stuff with HBO. [The Loop]
Poppy Montgomery gave birth to a baby girl. [Life & Style]

Emma Watson is the queen bee in the new Bling Ring trailer. I agree that it’s hard to tell how well she’s acting here. Lindsay Lohan does great though! [Dlisted]
Scarlett Johansson‘s Black Widow discovered the flat iron. Noooo. [LaineyGossip]
Diane Keaton reveals secrets of tantric sex. Totally TMI. [Buzzfeed]
Penelope Austin‘s drapes nearly reveal her curtains. [Go Fug Yourself]
Gisele Bundchen & Vivian head out of LAX airport. [Pop Sugar]
Bite me, Zach Braff. Go fund your own movie. [Pajiba]
Kate Upton won’t lie — she gets hit on a lot. [A Socialite Life]
Guiliana Rancic looks forward to first Mother’s Day. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Gwen Stefani never leaves home without her red lipstick. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Alison Sweeney shows off her weight loss in Shape. [ICYDK]
Adele & Barbara Streisand exchange cooking tips? Excellent. [Evil Beet]
Wearing a kilt raises sperm count. That’s why Ewan McGregor is so virile. [Jezebel]
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino films his own reality show. [CDAN]
Bethenny Frankel & Jason Hoppy ordered to a parental evaluator. [Starcasm]
Ashley Tisdale posts her perfect bikini shots on Twitter. [Popoholic]
Snoop Lion says that Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth are so over. [IDLYITW]
Heidi Klum is starting a new t-shirt line with her kids. [Wonderwall]

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