Here are some new photos of Peaches Geldof and her bump, leaving the premiere of The Muppets last night in London. Quickly after New Year’s, Peaches Geldof announced that she was pregnant by her fey fiancé Thomas Cohen, the boy who wears pleated culottes and looks like a junkie. Many thought that this pregnancy was probably going to be another disaster in a long line of catastrophes for 22-year-old Peaches. Sure, we’re hoping for the best, for Peaches and the baby. But her past behavior suggests that we should also set the bar pretty low.

Anyway, shortly after the pregnancy announcement, Peaches and Thomas did an interview and photo shoot with Hello Magazine, and Peaches revealed that she’s already six months along, and she’s due on her late mother’s birthday (April 24), and that she only told her father Bob Geldof when she was five months along. So… this thing is moving fast. Do you think she’s been clean and sober this whole time? I have my doubts, but I’ll keep my fingers crossed. I will admit, Peaches looks healthier than she has in a while. She seems to be putting on a healthy amount of weight, her skin and hair look good. So… good. Keep it up, Peaches.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Just a few weeks ago, Kaiser reported that Peaches Geldof is inexplicably knocked up by her anemic looking fiancé, Thomas Cohen, to whom she had become engaged one month prior. Now Peaches is debuting her massive bump in Hello! magazine, and — whoa — how did she get so pregnant so fast? At first, I thought that Thomas must have super vampiric sperm like Edward Cullen, which would make sense because those Cullens look anemic and pasty too. However, Peaches reveals that she’s already close to six months pregnant, and she even waited until five months of gestation before breaking the news to her own dad, Sir Bob, on Dec. 26. So if we do the math, Peaches actually became pregnant around the time she was photographed stumbling out of a bar and practically snapping her own ankle last summer. It also follows that Peaches was preggo while shoplifting makeup from a drugstore last October. Baby’s first lipstick! How adorable. Here are some excerpts from Peaches’ Hello! interview:

On Her Significant Due Date: Pregnant Peaches Geldof beams as she announces she is expecting a baby boy on her late mother’s birthday. [Peaches] was just 11 years old when writer and broadcaster [Paula] Yates died of a heroin overdose in September 2000, and said: “I feel like it’s a little wink from my mum; her way of sending a message to let me know that she’s watching over me and my baby.”

On Sir Bob’s Reaction: “Oh my God, he was so happy, especially as I’m having a boy. The poor man’s been surrounded by women up till now. He offered Tom a glass of champagne and told me he was glad it was Tom because, of all the boyfriends I’ve had, he’s the favourite. He told us we must never break up; that we must make our child happy, get married and be together forever.”

She Bought a House in Whitechapel, East London: “I guess, when you get a mortgage, somehow you become obsessed with things like oven mitts and garden furniture and couches. I never thought it would happen to me, but it’s like the high point of my life now, buying vintage sofas. I’ve been going insane on eBay. I’ve become very much domesticated. I’m a fan of doilies: I’ve been collecting them, different ones, embroidered doilies, much to the chagrin of my long suffering fiancé.”

She’s, like, So Boring: “One thing I don’t like about Whitechapel is all the graffiti. I’d much rather have a Turner than a Banksy. I can’t stand all that hipster stuff, sadly. You’d think I was the epitome of it, but I’m, actually, really boring. Recently, I’ve been staying in with my fiancé every night of the week, watching films like Babe. The most exciting it got recently was a night out to see Arthur Christmas.”

On Her Engagement: Although they had planned to wait a couple of years before marrying, they have now decided to bring the wedding forward to “probably to late this year or early next” because of the baby. “It will be quite a traditional wedding. We want our son to know that he has a mummy and daddy who will be together forever.”

[From Daily Mail]

Sigh. I truly want to believe that maybe Peaches has changed for the better. Perhaps she’s no longer into stealing dresses from shops, having Xenu and heroin-fueled one-night stands, tweeting about the hilarity of near fatal car crashes, and quickie Vegas marriages that last merely six months. Still, it’s so hard to think that Peaches has magically grown up just because she started dating the “right guy” about a year ago. And that bit about the baby being due on Paula Yates’ birthday? That’s . . . kind of uncanny. Regardless, I wish all the best for the couple and their unborn child. Surely, they have just as good a chance at happiness as any other family.

Here’s Peaches attempting to conceal her bump with a very “hipster” dress and shawl on 1/12 in London. She was leaving a cocktail party.

Photos courtesy of Hello! and WENN

In December, Peaches Geldof announced her engagement to Thomas Cohen, her fey boyfriend of less than a year. Cohen is… odd. Like, he wears pleated culottes and belly shirts and he looks anemic and heroin-y. I wouldn’t have thought that he was capable of simply having an erection, nor of completing the act of “love” with a lady, but it looks like he did, because Peaches Geldof is pregnant. I feel like… she’s just like her mother, Paula Yates. Peaches is only 22 years old. And Cohen will be her second husband. Wild. Child.

Peaches Geldof is pregnant with her first child. The model and television presenter is expecting a baby with rocker fiancé Thomas Cohen.

Her spokeswoman said: ‘Peaches Geldof and her fiance Thomas Cohen are delighted to announce that Peaches is pregnant with their first child. Peaches is utterly thrilled and they have the full support of both of their families who are equally excited for the baby’s arrival.’

Peaches met Cohen four years ago and they announced their engagement on December 11. She was previously married to musician Max Drummey and they tied the knot in secret in a drive-in ceremony in Las Vegas after a 10-day romance.

But their union ended in divorce after just six months in 2009 and she recently insisted she was in no rush to tie the knot with Cohen just yet.

She said: ‘We first met four years ago and we bumped into each other last Christmas (2009) on Portobello Road in Notting Hill, London, and started dating again – and that’s also where he asked me. It was romantic. I’m really happy. But we don’t want to get married for a couple of years yet.’

[From The Mail]

Peaches also tweeted that Thomas gave her a Golden Retriever puppy for Christmas, so that makes TWO helpless creatures that are now depending on Peaches for sustenance. While my disaster-radar is definitely up, I’ll just say for now that I hope Peaches is clean and sober and I hope she has a healthy and happy pregnancy, free of complications. I hope Thomas sticks by her, and I hope the puppy gets fed and walked regularly.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

British “socialite” Peaches Geldof (daughter to Sir Bob) rarely does anything truly interesting, so she has to settle for making the news with chronic engagements, shoplifting scandals and allegedly having heroin and Xenu-fueled one-night stands to keep the British tabloids well entertained. It was all quite contrived but not terribly surprising coming from a celebuspawn. In recent months, however, Peaches has gone something relatively unexpected; that is, she dropped a bunch of weight, which automatically caused suspicions of drug use.

For most of her young adult life (and granted, it hasn’t been long because she’s only 22), Peaches seemed proud to sport a rather “healthy” figure. She wasn’t in great shape from a fitness standpoint, but she certainly wasn’t fat by any stretch. The girl didn’t starve herself and seemed to eat three square meals per day like any normal person would. So it seems strange that she’s suddenly gone on an anorexic kick, but if I had to put a finger on why her weight has suddenly become a major issue for her, it would be the existence of her relatively new fey boyfriend/fiance, Thomas Cohen, who looks to weigh all of 110 pounds himself. It’s probably pretty difficult to get undressed next to this guy and not feel like a whale no matter what:

At any rate, Peaches responded to weight loss criticism in the same way that any girl with an eating disorder would do. She claimed that her new figure was due a bout with avian flu, which was followed by a new habit of eating healthily. Also, she expressed a newfound appreciation for miso soup and would reportedly take an hour to eat just one bowl. However, it’s become clear from Peaches’ appearance at the recent Girl With the Dragon Tattoo premiere that the weight loss has gone too far. Now, Peaches has revealed to The Sun that she’s put herself on a strict liquid diet and doesn’t eat solids for up to a month at a time:

Skinny Peaches Geldof has been slammed for raving about a dangerous fad diet – eating no solid food for a month at a time.

The telly host has come under scrutiny recently for her extreme weight loss.

And she was snapped at the London premiere of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo on Monday night looking even more gaunt.

Now Sir Bob Geldof’s daughter has claimed that she starves herself for several weeks in order to look this thin.

It was feared that the OMG! With Peaches Geldof host’s new tiny frame may have been down to drug use after she was photographed in September with dark bruises close to veins on her left arm.

But Peaches – whose mum Paula Yates died of a heroin overdose in 2000 – has now claimed that her weight loss is down to a fad diet which consists of just liquefied vegetables.

Peaches has told how she can drop ten pounds on the dangerous slimming plan.

She said: “I do juicing. You juice vegetables and then you drink it three times a day. It’s gross. I do it usually for about a month. I have no willpower but with the juicing I’m like, ‘I have to do it because I have to lose this extra ten pounds.’

“I will lose it then I’m back going mental for the chips.

“I’ll juice and then I eat chips.”

Peaches was estimated to have lost one-and-a-half stone between March and July this year, slimming from 10st to just 8 1/2st.

But in August she reassured worried fans by tweeting: “To those telling me I look skinny and to eat something, I can assure you I’ve just cut out eating crap. I still eat like a horse.”

However, Peaches, who is often pictured in celebrity magazines, has now said that she felt pressured by fashion mags to be thin.

She said: “Sometimes it’s hard. If you open any high-fashion magazine, the girls in it are stick-thin and then they’ve been airbrushed down to the point where it’s just ludicrousness.

“I have days when I wake up and think, ‘I’m so fat.’ ”

Cath Collins, a spokeswoman for the British Dietetic Association, said: “Peaches joins a long line of celebs who are braindead when it comes to nutrition. Surviving on fruit is a very dangerous diet. Peaches is at high risk of electrolyte abnormalities which could lead to acute cardiac arrest. Rapid dieting like this not only makes you lose muscle strength but wastes away your internal organs. It is what kills anorexics. It is a stupid approach and it is irresponsible to promote this sort of disordered eating. It’s worrying that somebody who has money and access to contacts would pick such a ridiculous way to diet.”

[From The Sun]

Can you imagine eating absolutely nothing an only subsisting upon liquified vegetables? Ugh. Talk about unsatisfying, and you know that Peaches isn’t bright enough to take on a liquid diet under the supervision of a nutritionist like a certain Victoria’s Secret model.

For comparison’s sake, here’s some photos of Peaches in May and August of 2010 while she was dating Eli Roth, who seemed to embrace Peaches’ figure in his very own way. However, her wardrobe choices during their relationship, including a bathmat dress, did her no favors:

Here are more photos of Peaches’ new slimline look over the past few months. While this new physique isn’t necessarily anything different that we see from Hollywood starlets, it’s certainly a red flag that Peaches has lost so much weight in such a short period of time and that she continues to want to lose more weight. She should stop dieting now and just concentrate on maintaining with exercise and a proper daily menu. Those liquid diets will kill her metabolism in the long run, and she’ll be heavier than when she started.

Photos courtesy of Fame and WENN

Peaches Geldof is only 22 years old. God, it feels like she’s 30-something, doesn’t it? Anyway, Peaches is 22, and she’s already got one marriage under her belt, plus a would-be engagement to Eli Roth, which I still think Peaches tried to force on Eli and he finally realized what a weird, creepy famewhore she was and is. So, SURPRISE, she’s engaged again, this time to her boyfriend of year, Thomas Cohen. Peaches began dating Thomas shortly after she and Eli ended things, and Thomas gives my gaydar a massive headache.

She became divorced at the tender age of 19 in 2008 after marrying boyfriend Max Drummey just one month after they met. But it seems her past relationship hasn’t put Peaches Geldof after the idea of marriage, as the 22-year-old singer has announced she is engaged to her boyfriend Thomas Cohen.

Peaches confirmed that she and S.C.U.M rocker Cohen, who have been dating for a year, are set to wed, but not in the near future.

She told the Sunday Mirror: ‘Yes, I’m engaged! We don’t want to get married for a couple of years yet though so don’t expect me in a dress yet. I’m so happy!’

Peaches also revealed she has been keeping the engagement a secret for six months. The socialite, who is also buying a house with rocker Cohen, eloped to Vegas and married American musician Drummey in Vegas in 2008, after dumping her previous boyfriend Faris Badwin of band The Horrors to embark on a whirlwind romance with her new beau.

But cracks appeared early on in the relationship and it was reported in November 2008 that Peaches, who was trying to forge a career as a writer in America at the time, had told Drummey after a series of rows that the relationship was over.

In February 2009 they confirmed their split in a joint statement. It read: ‘After much soul searching we have made the mutual decision to end our marriage and have agreed to go our separate ways. Our parting is amicable and both of us still respect and care about each other immensely. There were no other people involved in this decision and we both look forward to a future as good friends.’

Peaches had hinted that she didn’t think she would end up with Max in a previous interview.

She said: ‘I didn’t go into it with Max thinking, “This is going to last forever”. But I did go into it thinking, “I love him right now and I know that I will continue to love him for a long while”.’

[From The Mail]

So Peaches and Thomas got engaged six months ago? And now they’re announcing it and claiming that they don’t want to follow through for another few years? Hopefully, someone will come to their senses in that time, right? Someone will look around and have the realization, “I like dudes.” And the other will agree and they’ll part amicably. Also: why does Peaches move so fast? I realize she doesn’t have a lot going on besides famwhorin’ and dating, but a 22-year old divorcee who jumps into another engagement after dating her fey dude for six months? Ugh, Peaches.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Peaches Geldof, the eldest daughter of one-hit wonder Bob Geldof, has been known to court controversy as a matter of course. Since people are so used to hearing her name mentioned in conjunction with heroin scandals, it’s no wonder that her new slimline figure caused a few eyebrows to raise and sparked wonder whether she simply snorted her way to a hotter bod.

Naturally, it’s not just the drug rumors that plague poor Peaches, who also appears to have a case of sticky fingers. Earlier this year, it was alleged that Peaches did a “grab and run” by stealing a dress from a vintage shop. Now, Peaches has been accused of strolling through Boots (a drugstore in London) while packing her pockets and bags with $111.54 worth of makeup and, uh, forgetting to pay for it beforehand. Does she just not feel like paying for this stuff, or does she simply want to get caught?

Peaches Geldof was facing a new shoplifting allegation last night after reportedly being caught stealing make-up from Boots.

The wayward daughter of Sir Bob Geldof is said to have been spotted by a store detective pocket-ing almost £70 worth of mascara, foundation and eyeliner as she strolled around a branch in Regent Street, Central London, on Friday.

It was claimed she had been caught stuffing the make-up into her pockets and a yellow Selfridges bag. Peaches, 22, had spent the afternoon shopping at Selfridges in nearby Oxford Street, and eating at a delicatessen, according to the Sunday Mirror.

The most expensive item recovered from her by Boots staff was said to be a £13.29 tube of L’Oreal foundation.

Peaches was held by an undercover detective as she tried to leave the store.

She is then said to have been taken to a back office where she was questioned and forced to hand over the cosmetics.

Staff did not call police although they have now banned her from entering the store again.

The incident is the fourth shoplifting scandal to plague the party-loving socialite, who has been trying to forge a television career.

In March, she was accused of trying to take £37 worth of items at a retro clothing store in Bristol, which her spokesman dismissed as ‘nonsense’.

Peaches also denied claims she had attempted to steal a £70 dress from another clothing shop weeks earlier.

In 2007, she set off alarms by walking out of a shop wearing a coat with the security tag still inside.

And later that year, a collection of high-fashion clothes and expensive accessories went missing after a magazine shoot Peaches had starred in. She said the items had been stolen.

A spokesman for Miss Geldof did not return calls last night.

A Boots spokeswoman said: “Unfortunately, we are not able to comment on individual customer circumstances.”

[From Daily Mail]

Here’s the thing — it’s almost not worth it for a famous person (even semi-famous like Peaches) to steal anything worth a mere $111.54. The price of getting caught is simply too high to justify that level of theft. Now everyone not only knows that Peaches is shoplifting but that she’s also taking really low-dollar stuff too. L’Oreal products, really? Not even Lindsay Lohan would bother taking that stuff — she’d encourage Peaches to go for the fur coats instead.

Meanwhile, Peaches hasn’t gotten a lot of work lately. Thanks to Xenu-lemons guy, she was fired from Ultimo, thereby losing a lucrative six-figure contract that merely involved posing in lingerie and getting her ass airbrushed off. Peaches’ talk show gig was dropped after just a few episodes for low ratings (and possibly the fact that she may or may not have farted on air). She also used to write monthly, typo-ridden columns for Nylon, but she hasn’t done that for at least a year either. Is Peaches merely having money problems and going to extreme lengths to acquire makeup and keep herself red-carpet ready for movie premieres and fashion shows? Is it that thrilling to try and get away with petty theft? Or is she simply an entitled brat?

Photos courtesy of Fame and WENN

One of the things I love about the UK is that they don’t seem to adhere to the America hierarchy standards of celebrity. In America, the film stars are the ultimate “get” for a party, followed by television stars, followed by reality stars. As far as political figures and anybody who does anything outside of Hollywood… well, they can become “celebrities” too, but they’re going to be the exceptions to the American celebrity hierarchy. In the UK, I feel like it’s more “anything goes!” Reality stars are given even more legitimacy over there, and (personally, IMO), I think the British have more respect and love for their television stars because they love TV more than we do.

Anyway, in this bizarre celebrity universe in the UK, we have two women who, by most accounts, have done next to nothing to “earn” their celebrity: Pippa Middleton and Peaches Geldof. Pippa is famous because she’s the sister of a girl who waited around for nine years for the future king to marry her. Peaches is famous because her mother was a tabloid wreck and her father is smug and well-connected. And somehow, Pippa and Peaches are the same. I know because they were both seated front row at yesterday’s Temperley runway show during London Fashion Week.

Surprisingly, Pippa showed up for a fashion event. Because she’s a celebrity now, and bless her heart, she desperately needs some fashion help. But Peaches is no stranger to just showing up somewhere for no good reason – that’s her “career”. So… Pippa and Peaches are the same. Maybe they can both get some fashion help.

By the way, how rough does Peaches look these days? She’s so thin! And it’s hilarious that she wore a gown to the Temperley show. I think the gown is Herve Leger, right? Tacky, tacky, tacky. That’s her boyfriend, by the way.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Over the weekend, a number of semi-celebrities were out in full force at the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at in New York City. Since I’m not nearly as well versed in fashion as Kaiser, I’ll try to make the best of my limited knowledge here with this trio of B to C-listers who turned out for the front rows. First up, here’s Lea Michelle, who attended the Alexander Wang show in a stretchy beige drawstring sack. She paired the non-eventful dress with bright blue Nico pumps by Brian Atwood. Is this a reverse trend of the nude shoes that we often see with brightly colored dresses these days? Who knows, but I cannot think of a single actress or model who could pull off this look except maybe Paz de la Huerta, who wouldn’t be so much “pulling it off” as continuing her trend of being a total hot mess.

Rose McGowan, however, did not go for the beige look. She wore a bright pink dress with purple heels at the Charlotte Ronson show. Rose looks cute here although she went too matchy with the lipstick and blush, and I’m not too sold on the black tulle detailing at the bottom of the dress:

Meanwhile, Peaches Geldof donned a shapeless vintage dress for the Y-3 show. She was accompanied by her boyfriend, Thomas Cohen, who (for whatever reason) wore distressed jeans and made a grand personal statement by leaving out the socks. Those shoes must smell horrible by now, but that’s nothing new when it comes to matters involving Peaches:

Don’t worry, The Fug Girls don’t get Peaches either and had a ringside report from the front row:

“Ugh,” said a girl next to us. “Peaches Geldof. I don’t know what she does besides sit on people’s laps at fashion shows.” And, indeed, there was Peaches Geldorf, wearing a silver lam&ecute; dress and perched in the front row atop the lap of a dude with a bob. Regardless of her raison d’être, Peaches was photographed as fanatically as if she had a mile-long IMDb page. One of the snappers we spoke to explained that pictures of Peaches mean big money in British markets, so maybe we just don’t get her appeal because we’re Americans. Then again, we have no problem understanding Kate Middleton’s appeal, so maybe the problem here is that we just don’t speak Geldof.

[From NY Mag]

Peaches still looks super skinny here. I’m still holding out a small grain of hope that she’s actually picked up some healthy habits instead of taking the drug-related shortcut to thinness that’s so popular with starlets worldwide.

Photos courtesy of Fame and WENN

Quite recently, British socialite and “accomplished journalist” Peaches Geldof has certainly changed her physical appearance by looking super skinny. By extension (and faulty logic), Peaches has also claimed that she’s simultaneously altered her own inner life dramatically since hooking up with her latest boyfriend, musician Thomas Cohen. Of course, Peaches has only been dating this guy since January, and it really hasn’t been that long since her first and second heroin scandals, one of which cost her a very lucrative Ultimo lingerie gig. Even if Peaches really has changed a few of her ways since meeting Cohen, she’s still a mess who occasionally makes a grand display of stumbling out of bars:

So I don’t really buy that Peaches has suddenly transformed herself, stays in most nights, and has experienced a grand awakening over her place in the universe. It’s not like she’s taken a few years off from her wild lifestyle, attended and graduated from college without incident, and then made this same declaration. Nope, she’s just making this decision based upon a few months of dating her latest man, and it fits her usual pattern of impulsive behavior. Despite Peaches’ young age of 22 years, she’s already been around the block a few times. At age 19, she famously married indie rocker Max Drummey in Vegas. Their split inevitably arrived six months into the marriage after she told Hello! magazine that Max was “the one” because they were both so intelligent and could sit and his van in talk or something. For what’s it worth, her estranged husband finally filed for divorce (hilariously citing “irreconcilable differences”) in April of this year. This is great timing for Peaches! Now she reportedly wants to marry Cohen because he’s “the one.” Really.

British socialite Peaches Geldof is reportedly planning to convert to Judaism to wed her rocker boyfriend Thomas Cohen.

Bob Geldof’s daughter began dating the S.C.U.M. singer in January (11) following her split from actor/director Eli Roth after eight months of dating.

Within months, the couple cemented its relationship by moving in together, and now Geldof is reportedly set to convert to Judaism to move one step closer to walking down the aisle with her beau.

A source tells Britain’s People newspaper, “Peaches has a fondness for all things Jewish and in particular Jewish men… She is learning Hebrew and is ready to change her life for Thomas because she thinks he is the one.”

[From Contact Music]

Of course Peaches loves Jewish men. I mean, she dated Eli “Bear Jew” Roth last year, but it’s really more of a case of Peaches liking all men. She’s the type that can’t ever be alone for five minutes after her last relationship ends. A bit of a serial monogamist, if you will. And every boy seems to be “the one” for her. Needless to say, Peaches has a history of planting engagement stories and has already done the same thing by wearing a diamond ring on the “meaningful” finger since dating Cohen.

In response to this latest rumor, Peaches has taken to Twitter to deny any intention of converting to Judaism. However, she has not denied any matter of engagement but only says, “I dont need nor want to comment as I need some semblnce of privacy in order 2 function.” Yeah, she’s probably just starting rumors again and then pretenting to be all outraged after the fact. Poor, misunderstood Peaches.

Photos of Peaches and Thomas at the Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 premiere on 7/7 courtesy of WENN

I saw these photos early this morning, and I thought to myself, “Wow, Peaches Geldof has lost a lot of weight. It must be heroin/cocaine/meth/whatever she can get her hands on.” Peaches does look drastically slim, right? I haven’t even been paying attention to her lately, so maybe that’s why I didn’t notice…? Or she just lost a lot of weight really fast because of ~~ you know.

Before all of you start squawking “WHO??!?” at me, STOP. Peaches is basically just famous for being the daughter of the late tabloid catastrophe Paula Yates and Sir Bob Geldof (friends with Bono). She also dated Eli Roth for… less than a year, but it was a year full of sketchiness and Eli acting like a dumbass. Oh, and Peaches also had a heroin scandal with a random dude who told the world everything about their sketchy, drug-fueled night of passion. Anyway, I’m just bringing this up because the first line of The Mail’s article about Peaches’s weight loss made me LMAO: “She’s always been a role model for those young women who are proud of their curves.” She really hasn’t, Daily Mail.

Also: Peaches is defending her weight loss on Twitter. She tweeted, “To those telling me I look skinny and to eat something, I can assure you I’ve just cut out eating crap. I still eat like a horse, guys!” Now Magazine says that Peaches is doing the drastic weight loss thing because of her (Eli-Roth-look-alike) boyfriend, Thomas Cohen: “Peaches says it really is true love this time, so she’s decided to turn her life around. She wants to avoid being in the papers for the wrong reasons, so she’s stopped the wild partying and has been working out like crazy and eating healthily.”

Photos courtesy of WENN.