I just spent way too much time looking through Brangelina photos so I could perfectly illustrate this story. The story is simple enough – Star Magazine claims that Brad Pitt lost his iPhone while he was in London, and Angelina is super-pissed because the iPhone contained lots of “private” and “intimate” photos of her and the kids, and now they’re worried that someone will find the phone and sell the photos. So these are the photos I’ve chosen – some are pics that Brad Pitt shot with Angelina and the kids for W Magazine in 2008. Some are from Mario Testino’s photo shoot with Brad and Angelina back in 2005 (or early 2006?), for Testino’s book Let Me In. Are these the kind of “intimate” photos that will be flooding the market soon?

Angelina Jolie is “still a bad girl,” Brad Pitt recently said. “It’s not for public consumption.” Not so fast! The world may soon get a glimpse of what goes on in their bedroom, because Star had learned that Brad lost his iPhone at the BAFTAs – the phone containing “intimate photos” of the pair.

Sources say the couple’s worried that the personal snaps could be leaked on the Internet.

“It’s a nightmare for Brad!” an insider tells Star. “Angelina is livid. She told him a hundred times to delete the shots for this very reason. She warned him that something like this could happen.”

Unfortunately Angelina is getting no satisfaction out of telling Brad “I told you so.”

Says the source, “With the Oscars on the horizon, they feel like this couldn’t have happened at a worse time. Brad’s waited for years for what should have been a moment of celebration, and this drama has really tarnished it.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

Yeah, nothing has been “tarnished” as far as I can see. I mean, how bad could those photos possibly be? Are we talking about a Jesse James-like secret Nazi fetish? Or are we talking about some titsy photos of Angelina? Because we’ve already seen Angelina’s rack. A lot. And we enjoyed it. Unless the photos contain some kind of weird kink or they contain evidence of Zahara’s unfolding plot to become Empress of All, I don’t think many of us would be surprised.

…Oh, derp. I just realized that Brad probably takes photos of his dong on his iPhone. That’s what dudes do, right? They love taking photos of their junk. So… keep your eyes peeled for random photos of Pitt dong.

Photos courtesy of Brad Pitt for W Magazine, and Mario Testino’s book, Let Me In.

I told you this would happen in yesterday’s post, about Angelina Jolie writing the foreword to Billy Bob Thornton’s memoir. I said that the tabloids were going to use this as “evidence” and “proof” that Angelina is a horrible monster who bangs dudes in a leathery sex shack. Or something. Well, the Angelina and Billy Bob Thornton stories have a foundation, at least. BBT is doing a movie loosely based on his marriage to Jolie, and they were both at the Berlin Film Festival, and maybe they saw each other and hung out together in Germany (while Brad Pitt cried bitter, lonely tears of betrayal).

So here’s In Touch Weekly’s story about how Angelina and BBT are OBVIOUSLY still boning. They probably never stopped! I just love how In Touch’s writers and editors can barely contain their contempt for Jolie. According to their sources, Angelina spend most of her time in Berlin “sneaking away” to see Billy. An insider tells the mag, “Brad hates how flirty she is with Billy Bob.” And, “A source says Billy Bob is still smitten with Angelina – and she loves it!” But my favorite is this line of copy to illustrate an old photo of Billy and Angelina – “Oversexed Angelina and Billy Bob were like two dirty peas in a pod.” OMG VILE HOMEWRECKER EVIL BAD!!!! PEAS!

Angelina Jolie knows Brad Pitt can’t stand her ex-husband, Billy Bob Thornton, but that hasn’t stopped her from rubbing Brad’s face in her relationship with BBT every chance she gets. She’s even written the foreword to BBT’s memoir – even though she knew it would crush Brad.

“Angelina doesn’t care what Brad says,” an insider shares. “she still loves Billy, and she always will.”

And Angelina is doing more than just writing about the man she loved so deeply – she brazenly gets together with BBT when Brad’s not there, the insider shares. Angelina recently met up with BBT in Berlin, after Brad had left for London.

“Billy came to visit her at her suite at the Kempinski Hotel,” the insider whispers, adding that BBT also spends lots of time there with Brad and Angelina’s six kids. Though Billy famously ditched Angelina immediately after she adopted Maddox, “Maddox calls him Uncle Billy.”

Angelina’s selfish liasons with Billy Bob are all too humiliating for Brad – and hypocritical, considering that Angelina goes ballistic if he has nay contact with his ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston. But clearly, she plays by her own set of rules.

“Angelina and Billy Bob flirt like it’s 10 years ago,” the friend shares. “Brad is furious about it, but to her, that doesn’t matter.”

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]

Uncle Billy? Sketchy. If true. Billy Bob was Maddox’s daddy for a short time there – and wasn’t Billy on Maddox’s adoption papers too? I believe it took a few years to get Billy out of her life and Maddox’s life legally. As for whether Angelina and BBT are still boning, or whether Angelina ever thinks about Billy Bob in a sexual way anymore… God, I hope not. You never can tell with Angelina, but I’m thinking she and Billy are just “friends”. I don’t even think there’s evidence that they saw each other at all in Berlin.

Sigh… I wish there more tabloid stories about Angelina and her other ex-husband, my favorite of all of her lovers, Jonny Lee Miller. If Angelina is screwing around on Brad, I hope she’s doing it with a hot piece like JLM.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

The past week has been full of nostalgia for the halcyon days of Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie. Memories of their relationship (circa 2000-2002) do not make me sick, oddly enough. BBT is no prize these days, but people easily forget that for a moment there in the 1990s, he was considered a writing and acting genius because of Sling Blade and his Oscar-nominated turn in A Simple Plan. I even had some moments during Monster’s Ball where I thought, “Yeah. I’d hit it. I get why Angelina is with him.” Of course, he’s gross now. And while Angelina and BBT might have a friendly sort of post-divorce friendship, I can’t imagine that Angelina ever feels any sexual or romantic nostalgia for that man. I’m sure he feels it for her though – he’s making a movie sort-of-kind-of loosely based on their marriage.

Anyway, last week the Enquirer claimed that Brad Pitt was totally crying because Angelina was planning on meeting up with BBT and having an actual conversation with her ex. I don’t buy that Brad is that insecure, and I don’t buy that he cares that Angelina used to bone BBT. And now there’s further proof that Jolie and Thornton and still friendly – she’s written the foreword to his new memoir:

No bad blood — or blood vials — here! Angelina Jolie has written the foreword to ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton’s new memoir, The Billy Bob Tapes: A Cave Full of Ghosts, a rep for the book’s publisher, HarperCollins, confirms to Us Weekly.

Jolie, 36, and Thornton, 56, were married from 2000 to 2003; during their intense, sometimes odd union, the couple famously wore vials of one another’s blood around their necks. Jolie and Brad Pitt have been together (but not married) since 2005. Married five times overall, Thornton and makeup artist Connie Angland have been in a relationship since 2003.

“We talk every now and then,” the Faster actor said in late 2010 of Jolie. “She seems to be doing very well directing her own movie [In the Land of Blood and Honey], which I am so proud of her for. She’s real smart, and very creative, and I think it’s a great job for her.”

Cowritten with country music singer and author Kinky Friedman, The Billy Bob Tapes promises to tell, according to book description info on Amazon, “colorful tales of his modest (to say the least) Southern upbringing, his bizarre phobias (komodo dragons?), his life, his loves (including his heartbreakingly brief marriage to fellow Oscar winner Angelina Jolie), and, of course, his movie career.”

[From Us Weekly]

You know what I like about BBT’s comments regarding Jolie? He doesn’t talk about her beauty. He talks about how smart she is, how hard she works, how he’s proud to know her. And she in turn always talks about him with a great deal of respect, and I think she still thinks highly of him as an artist. I think that’s nice. Of course, I’m sure that the tabloids will turn this into something devastating. “Brad walks out after reading Angelina’s ’love note’ to BBT!” and “Brad Screams: ’You’re still in love with Billy Bob!’ as he cries and cries.” Et cetera.

Photos courtesy of WENN, PR Photos, PCN.

Extra released a new-ish interview with Angelina Jolie yesterday – the interview actually took place last week, when Angelina was in Sarajevo for the Bosnian premiere of In the Land of Blood and Honey. What could have been a decent two-minute edited video interview is drawn out to seven minutes of real-time, unedited boringness, though. Look, I love Angelina. But she’s not half as interesting this dude thinks she is. Angelina discusses the film, whether she’ll direct again, whether she’ll ever direct Brad Pitt in a project, and around the five-minute mark, she talks about the possibility she’ll marry Brad:

Extra is claiming in their text of the interview that “Angelina Jolie hints to Jerry Penacoli she may finally be ready to marry Brad Pitt.” Because she replied to the question, “Maybe.” She sounded unconvinced and unconvincing. But look how she lights up when she talks about the kids – “They figured out what marriage is now, they’re old enough so now they kind of like the idea of it. But we’re still convinced that half of them just want to party.”

In other Angelina news, she’s just been confirmed for Newsweek/The Daily Beast’s annual Women In the World Summit, which will be held in NYC next month. Angelina will be joining congresswomen, international politicians, Nobel laureates, journalists, humanitarians, businesswomen and Meryl Streep. Yay!

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

Here are some more photos of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the Sarajevo premiere/screening of In the Land of Blood and Honey – Angelina‘s black Versace still seems dated to me, but whatever. Brad and Angie were all over the place in Europe last week – Berlin, Paris, Sarajevo and even Croatia. Angelina went to Croatia without Brad, and with the cast of ITLOBAH. Unfortunately, we don’t have photos – you can see some here. Angelina wore a long-sleeved orangey-coral-colored gown for that event. I’m not crazy about her in that color, but the style of the dress is flattering enough. I appreciate Angelina’s commitment to sleeves. Too many celebrity women fall into the “strapless gown” trap and never get out.

Anyway, while Brad and Angie were in Sarajevo last week, they hosted a party for the film, and Us Weekly has all the details on the lavish spread:

It was a feast fit for the King and Queen of Hollywood! To celebrate the Sarajevo premiere of her Bosnian war drama In the Land of Blood and Honey, Angelina Jolie pulled out all the stops for a lavish, unforgettable dinner on Tuesday.

With love Brad Pitt at her side, the actress-turned-director, 36, hosted about 30 people who worked on the film at Zetra Sports Hall, where the local film premiere took place; about 200 guests noshed on finger food during an earlier reception.

The dinner menu, prepared by the staff at the Bristol Hotel (where the superstar couple stayed), was sumptuous indeed: bruschetta with chicken liver pate; red trout fillet with black and red rice and fennel; veal filet with three kind of herbs; kadun butic (a traditional Bosnian dish featuring three types of minced meat on a cinnamon stick), and a dessert trio of hazelnut cremino, raspberry cheese cake and tartufo nero.

Jolie and Pitt, 48, paid their compliments to the staff; “they thanked them for wonderful hospitality and tasty food,” a staffer tells Us. “Jolie tasted a little bit of everything”.

In the Land of Blood and Honey actor Fedja Stukan (who dined at Pitt and Jolie’s table) gushed about the meal via the hotel Bristol’s Facebook page: “I must admit that I never had better tasting food! Angelina and Brad agreed with me.”

[From Us Weekly]

Do you believe that Angelina “tasted a little bit of everything”? The stans will say that she was working, she was networking, and that’s why she didn’t eat that much but she probably did eat and we’re all just haters. The anti-Jolie people will say that of course she “tasted a little bit” and then she stopped eating because she’s so thin and TERRIBLE and EVIL. As for me… I really don’t think she looks as deathly ill as many of you seem to think. She’s slender. Her legs are especially tiny, but she’s always had really slim legs. From the hips up, I actually think Angelina is looking healthier than she has in a few years. When she puts on weight, it goes to her upper arms and her abdomen (which is incidentally why people think she looks pregnant). So, my verdict: she’s eating solid food. She could totally eat more, and I wish she would, but I don’t buy that she’s starving herself. I think she just eats like a bird.

Here are some additional photos of Brangelina in Paris:

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

I thought I could always count on Angelina Jolie to be the kind of woman who would never wear a gigantic rose on or around her boob. I was wrong. These are photos of Brad Pitt and Angelina at the Paris premiere of In the Land of Blood and Honey. Can I just say? I’m pleasantly surprised that this film is getting a gigantic roll-out in Europe. I wasn’t expecting to see all of these Brangelina-red-carpet photos, and they always brighten my day a little. Anyway, Angelina is wearing Ralph & Russo. Ralph & Russo also did that grey-blue cashmere gown that she wore in Berlin a few nights ago – that one that made her boobs look good. I really liked that one. Not so much with this one. Is it just me or is that one sleeve a really weird length?

It’s not that I hate Angelina in white. Remember that white/cream Versace she wore to the premiere of The Tourist? I loved that. I wish she would wear that silhouette more often – long-sleeved, deep V-neck with a wrap effect. It’s super-flattering. Part of the reason I dislike this gown is that grey-black ombre effect around the one shoulder. I just… it doesn’t look good, I don’t think. I’m just not loving this.

As for Brad… I’ve grown to hate those tinted glasses. Passionately.

Also – Angelina has a new interview in The Guardian where she’s discussing the threats that have made against her and the cast because of In the Land of Blood and Honey – go here to read it.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

When Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton both booked their respective directing efforts at this year’s Berlin Film Festival, the tabloids must have thanked their lucky stars that they’d finally be able to branch out past the Bermuda triangle love stories that have persisted for so many years. Now this week’s issue of The Enquirer has a story about how “cruel” Angelina Jolie made poor Brad Pitt cry in the middle of a restaurant when she “laughed in his face” after announcing that she planned to hang out with Billy Bob after their films premiered at the festival. Whatever. Like we’re supposed to believe that Angelina would give up life with Brad and their six children after staring into Billy Bob’s amazing Botox face and realizing what she gave up all those years ago. So ridiculous.

Of course, Billy Bob and Angelina often flaunted their steamy romance during their short marriage. But that’s all in the past, and it seems like theirs was mostly a relationship based upon sex. Jolie herself famously stated that she and Billy Bob really had “nothing in common,” so Brad has nothing to worry about where the living Madame Taussads waxwork is concerned. Still, The Enquirer’s account is slightly amusing to read as a work of fiction:

Brad Pitt stormed out of a Berlin restaurant in tears after a bitter fight with Angelina Jolie over her plans to reunite with ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton.

The handsome Moneyball actor had flown to Germany to be by Angelina’s side at the Feb. 11 premiere of her critically acclaimed directorial debut, In the Land of Blood and Honey, at the Berlin International Film Festival. But Brad blew up when he learned that Angelina was planning to meet up with Billy Bob, whose film Jayne Mansfield’s Car was also debuting at the event.

According to sources, Angelina had contacted Billy Bob — her second husband — under the pretext of congratulating him on the film, but then asked if they could get together. He agreed to meet, and the two “began talking on the phone and e-mailing behind Brad’s back,” revealed the insider. After the premiere of her movie, Angelina and Brad dined at Berlin’s Zosimo restaurant, where she admitted how excited she was about seeing Billy Bob again, revealed a friend.

“Brad flipped out,” the friend continued. “First he said, ‘No, you can’t!’ But then Angie laughed in his face and said, ‘Oh, yes I can…and I am.’ Brad is shattered and feels totally betrayed. He had flown to Berlin specifically to be by Angie’s side to support her and her film. He was so upset and caught off guard that she could be so cruel that he ran off in tears.”

The actor quickly packed his bags and hightailed it to London, said the friend, where he attended the BAFTA Awards alone.

Angelina, 36, has long had a double standard when it comes to maintaining relationships with exes. While she flaunts her friendly relations with former flames like Billy Bob and first husband Jonny lee Miller, the actress “freaks out” if Brad so much mentions any of his past romantic partners — particularly his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston.

“It’s completely unfair,” said the source. “Brad has always put up with it because he loves her, but he’s not willing to do it anymore.”

Billy Bob, 56, whose three-year marriage to Angelina crumbled in 2003, twisted the knife even further when he raved about Angelina during a press conference in Berlin. “Angelina’s a wonderful woman and one of my best friends in the world,” he told reporters. “I’ll love her until the end of my life, and she’ll love me.”

Meanwhile, Angelina has admitted in the past that she still harbors feelings for Billy Bob. “I still love him dearly and think the world of him,” she said in 2008. “I’m proud to have been his wife for a time.”

According to the friend, Brad, 48, has always been threatened by Angelina’s undeniable chemistry with Billy Bob. And although he was back in Berlin for another red carpet appearance with Angelina on Feb. 13, “Brad warned her that there will be consequences if she really goes through with seeing Billy Bob. He’s not going to put up with her ignoring his feelings anymore.”

[From Enquirer, print edition, February 27, 2012]

See how they still managed to work in Aniston’s name into this story? How crafty. Naturally, The Enquirer strategically left out that Billy Bob was saying that he and Jolie would always love each other “as friends.” So we’re supposed to believe that Brad ran out of the Berlin restaurant with tears streaming down his face even though no one got a photo of it, and you know that if Brad and Angelina fought in public that at least some random bystander would’ve taken a cell phone snap of the event. But no.

Also, here’s more about the speculation that Billy Bob has written a movie that’s inspired by his relationship with Angelina. Billy Bob told Vulture, “No! Not in the least!” when asked if this movie, which will be titled And Then We Drove, has anything to do with Angelina at all. Billy Bob seems awfully surprised that anyone even knows about this film at all, but someone must have said something if Vulture already knew the title, right? Well, the Variety reporter who wrote the original article tells HuffPo that “I stand by my article and reporting 100%” and that neither Billy Bob nor his people are demanding a retraction.

Back to the main story though — it’s rather obvious that Brad has anything to fear when it comes to Angelina and Billy Bob. Still, it’s fun for us to look back at these vintage photos, isn’t it?

Photos courtesy of WENN

Here are some photos from last night’s Sarajevo premiere of In the Land of Blood and Honey. Angelina Jolie must have exhausted her printed and neutral dress supply, because she’s back in black. And I don’t hate it. I find this dress to be very elegant and only slightly dated. Should I judge Angelina for wearing a dress that Nancy Reagan probably wore to a State Dinner during the Reagan administration? Or should I just accept that this is who Angelina is – she is the woman who likes shoulder pads, big jewelry and 1980s glamour. Brad looks especially nice here – he’s not wearing those friggin’ tinted glasses, and that beautiful coat is getting a lot of action in Europe, isn’t it? He’s worn it in London, Berlin and now Sarajevo.

According to this report at the Washington Post (read the full piece here), Angelina greeted the 5,000-strong crowd with a few words in Bosnian, then she gave a little speech in English. After the film, she got a standing ovation, which made her cry, and she said, “To share this with you means the world to me.”

At a press conference earlier in the day (in Sarajevo), Angelina talked about the need for a “wake up call” for the international community to pay attention to war crimes and atrocities in real time. She made some pointed comments about the situation in Syria too – “I am satisfied with what we made, I feel very strongly about it and I believe that its core issue — which is the need for intervention and need for the world to care about atrocities when they are happening — is very, very timely and especially with things that are happening in Syria today.” Wait… so she’s saying that we need to get involved in Syria? I mean… I understand the humanitarian argument, sure. But there’s so much more at play in Syria than encouraging America to get on a white horse and “save the day.” Will the proponents of force say that we’ll be greeted as liberators? Again? Angelina has the heart of a neo-conservative, I swear.

She also addressed concerns by the Serb community that they are being portrayed as “the bad guys” in the film: “I think it is very important that this film is out at this time and … if this film points the finger at anybody it is the international community. I understand that it’s sensitive. But I also know that the Serbian people are intelligent and open-minded people. They will know the difference between what’s been forced upon them and what they feel in their own hearts… although it’s difficult, I hope that they see intention behind it.” In a rare move, Angelina is also arranging “private screenings” for Serbs who are interested in seeing the film – she will even send the film to someone’s home, if they are interested.

Oh, and we need to talk about this hilarious photo of Angelina and the cast of ITLOBAH. Why does Goran Kostic look like that? He’s all “FML.” Dude!

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Another day, another Brangelina story. I like OK! Magazine, I really do. Maybe “like” is too strong of a word. I “sympathize” with OK!. I’m rooting for OK! Magazine to find their foothold in the tabloid industry. I want them to decide whether they’re going to be nice and celebrity-ass-kissy, or whether they’re just going to be a full-blown trashy ‘bloid. Until they decide, we get covers like this. Brangelina WEDDING!!! Based on comments Brad made about marrying Angelina… several weeks ago. And OK! Mag is just running with it now. Also: note the photo of Angelina on the cover – they changed her black trash bag SAG dress to white. Get it? Because she’s bridal! OK has no qualms about doing that, just like they have no qualms about running with this insipid fake-story. Oh, and the “wedding” (in France, because NO ONE has ever claimed that before) isn’t the only “story”. OK! also claims Angelina is pregnant with twin boys (shock).

Brad Pitt, 48, and Angelina Jolie, 36, plan on having a small, romantic wedding at their 16th-century French château, reports OK! mag. This will be Brad’s second walk down the aisle, and Angie’s third.

“Brad and Angie have kept this quiet, and they’re talking about how and when to announce it,” an insider tells the mag. “They really get a kick out of teasing people with this whole thing.”

Unlike Brad’s 200-plus wedding he had with Jennifer Aniston in 2000, the source says that Brad and Angie prefer something subdued and private, which their $60 million, 35-bedroom Château Miraval could easily accommodate.

“It’s a place that they all absolutely adore,” the source says of the French property. “With the vineyards and the gorgeous wide-open spaces, they will really be able to create a dream wedding, right on their own property.”

Although the couple originally vowed they wouldn’t get married until same-sex marriage was legalized everywhere in the U.S., their kids demanded they put a ring on it asap.

“The kids are all extremely bothered by the fact that Mommy and Daddy are not married, which is the only reason Angie has agreed to through with it,” the insider claims. “They’ve finally worn her down.”

And even though Angie’s caved into her children’s pleas, she’s not crazy about the fact she’ll be sporting a ginormous baby bump down the aisle, as she’s reportedly pregnant with twin boys.

So how will Brad and Angie be spending their honeymoon?

The source says they’ll be busy “painting the nursery for their twin boys.”

[From Hollywood Life]

I just… I won’t start. Instead of discussing this like it’s a legit tabloid story, let’s just talk about OK’s disastrous editorial decisions. I understand the whole “let’s just make something up about Brangelina” editorial decision. Tabloid covers with Brangelina will always sell. I also half-heartedly like the fact that OK isn’t doing yet another “Angelina is evil, poor Brad” tabloid story. But if you’re going to make something up, at least TRY to make it interesting, or something we’ve never heard. I miss the “Angelina is into voodoo” covers.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

This side-by-side comparison shot of Billy Bob Thornton illustrates how much his face has changed between a 2006 photoshoot and just one day ago, and it’s slightly mind blowing. Yesterday, Billy Bob attended the press conference for his new directorial project, Jayne Mansfield’s Car at the Berlin International Film Festival. However, I can’t even begin to consider this movie as either a case study or piece of art because Billy Bob’s face is … so weird. Even though his face has been looking ambiguously wonky over the past few years in terms of possible plastic surgery, it’s clear that he’s botoxed and spray tanned to the hilt right now, and it’s freaking me out because he used to have a very backwoods sort of appeal. Now he looks like a Madame Taussads waxwork:

In 2008, Billy Bob’s forehead was far more expressive as demonstrated at the Eagle Eye premiere:

And here’s a full-scale shot from that 2006 photoshoot:

Back to 2012, and he looks ridiculously overworked:

Yuck. Why would Billy Bob do this to himself? It’s bad enough when actresses botox and plastic surgery themselves into oblivion, but when actors do it, well, it’s even more obvious to the world. Men are supposed to look rumpled and ragged around the edges, not smooth as a marble statue. Anyway, Billy Bob apparently has other things on his mind than regular spray tanning and dermatology appointments. He’s making a movie that’s inspired by his past marriage with Angelina Jolie. Really.

Billy Bob Thornton is currently at the Berlin Film Festival to promote the first film he’s directed in over ten years, Jayne Mansfield’s Car, but it’s the movie he’ll make next that’s likely to get media tongues wagging. Entitled And Then We Drove and co-written by Thornton, it’s an “ethereal” story about a man on a road trip who picks up a wild woman, and one of the film’s producers tells Variety that it’s inspired by Thornton’s former relationship with Angelina Jolie. Let’s hope he doesn’t happen to run into his famous ex, who’s also at Berlin to promote her own movie, In the Land of Blood and Honey. Awkward!

[From Vulture]

Meanwhile, Billy Bob chatted up his ongoing (platonic) relationship with Angelina just a few days ago ahead of the Berlin Film Festival. He called Angelina “one of my best friends in the world” and went on to state, “I’ll love her until the end of my life and she’ll love me – as friends.” Do Angelina and Billy Bob even have occasion to speak to each other these days, or is he simply being diplomatic? I’ve always figured he thought of Angelina as “the one who got away,” but I could be wrong.

Here’s a mini-trip down memory lane with Angelina and Billy Bob doing some 2001 Christmas shopping together:

And here’s Billy Bob holding Maddox during his 2002 paparazzi debut. Awkward, right?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet