Demi Moore was spotted coming out of yoga class with a blonde, bearded long-haired guy with his mouth hanging open. (At the paparazzi, presumably. Those photos are at the Daily Mail.) He looked hot but dumb, and it turns out that he’s dumb enough to confirm their relationship to a major tabloid, sort of. Maybe he thought he was giving a nice, neutral response while being honest. He said to Star Magazine, of Demi “She’s an amazing woman. We know each other through yoga, and we’ve become close.” Star claims that closeness has extended to loud sex in the sauna. I hope that part isn’t true. I use the saunas at the gym and it grosses me out to think of people getting it on in there.

Anyway Demi has been going to yoga at the same place as Russell Brand. That’s where she met this guy, a 30 year-old Australian pearl diver who is a Sikh (hence the long hair) and is into a lot of spiritual, granola-type stuff. It sounds like it’s getting serious, and like Demi found another young dude right away when her relationship with Harry Morton went south. (We heard just last week that Harry was moving in with her!) Here’s some of Star’s story, with more in this week’s print edition.

Demi has cleaned up her act and buried the hatchet with Rumer – and she’s loving it up with a hot new boytoy: Will Hanigan, 30, a commercial pearl diver and adventurer from Perth, Australia.

“She’s an amazing woman,” Will tells Star in an exclusive interview. We know each other through yoga, and we’ve become close.”

Demi and Will made an arresting pair when spotted at Nine Treasures Yoga in West Hollywood on May 1. While Demi was dressed all in black and carried a traditional rolled yoga mat on her back, towering Will looked more like a Viking, with his long blond hair and beard and a mat made out of a shearling robe slung over his shoulder.

The couple were back at the yoga center again three days later – and a source tells Star thay’ve been making naughty use of the facility’s sauna. “They get massages before going in – and they can actually be heard making wild sexual noises inside. Will is clearly a passionate individual, and Demi seems to be enjoying every moment with him.”

Will is affiliated with Pinc Pearl, a high-end Australian jewelry company featuring his precious bounty from the sea, and has worked as part of the road crew for the Australian hip-hop/reggae artist Dub FX. He’s also a deeply spiritual individual who appears to follow the Sikh religion…

Last year, Will spent time at an Amazon jungle retreat in Peru, where he experimented with ayahuasca, a liquid brewed from local vines and leaved that contains the hallucinogenic drug DMT and is illegal in the U.S. Will described his trippy experiences in an internet video.

[From Star Magazine, print edition, May 20, 2013]

That stuff about the guy doing hallucinogenics is true. There’s a video of him in the Amazon rainforest talking to a friend, the Certified Health Nut founder, about his experiences there. (That’s below.) It isn’t about doing drugs, though, it’s about raising consciousness. He actually seems like a nice guy, albeit somewhat spacey, and from what little I understand of Sikhism, it’s a gentle, open religion that has many positive aspects. Demi would do well to hang out with this guy and learn from him, and I’d love to see her ditch that Kabbalah cult.

Would it kill her to be single for a few months though? At least she’s reuniting with her daughters and looking sober. Even if she’s still dating young guys and is having sex with them in the sauna at the gym. Baby steps.

Here’s that video of the guy in the Amazon.

Photos below are of Demi outside yoga class with Russell Brand on 4-5. The photos of her with the new dude are here. Photo credit: FameFlynet, WENN.com

We’ve already gone over this, but I just wanted to point out some of the more hilarious quotes from the US Weekly cover story on Lindsey Vonn and Tiger Woods’ new romance: “In Love With A Sex Addict.” You know that their PR people cosigned all this at least, although let’s face it they probably planted this entire story. This is the official version of what happened, not the one that acknowledges that Tiger was trying to get back with his ex wife to improve his image and that he scrapped those plans and went with Plan B, Lindsey. The story was from Lindsey’s point of view, to explain what the hell she was thinking, and there were some laughable moments. I’ll just do the highlights since you know the story already. It’s also worth noting that Lindsey/this story admits that she was dating Kris Humphries at the same time as Tiger Woods, which Star Magazine also reported.

How they met
The athletes first met at his April 2012 Tiger Jam charity fundraiser in Las Vegas, and the attraction was immediate. Though Vonn was in the midst of a messy protracted divorce from her former coach Thomas Vonn – the couple of five years split in November 2011 – she gave Woods her digits. “They started texting right after that,” says a confidant of Vonn. The two athletic prodigies have traveled similar life paths: Both started their sports as toddlers, were pushed to excel by demanding fathers and have lived out their adult lives in bubbles created by their global success. “Tiger and Lindsey had a lot in common,” observes the source. “They immediately clicked.”

Still, at that point Woods wasn’t Vonn’s only suitor. Bachelor No. 2 was none other than Kim Kardashian ex Kris Humphries. “They’re both from Minnesota, so they had a lot to talk about,” says a confidant of Vonn, who says the skier never got physical with the 28 year-old Brooklyn Nets player.

Tiger is the only man who can understand her
By October, however, Vonn had given Humphries the brush-off for the only man who could understand her. “No one else gets what athletes at that level go through,” says a source close to Vonn, who was putting in seven-hour gym workouts six times a week in Austria. “They train all the time!…”

She is really private
Yet the couple felt a need to hide from the public, even after Vonn’s divorce was finalized in January and she began to talk more openly with friends about Woods. “Lindsey has been more private about Tiger than anything in her life,” says the Vonn confidant. Her best friend since childhood remains diplomatic: “I trust she’s going into this relationship with eyes open,” marketing strategist Hilary Lund tells Us. “If anything were to go wrong, we are there for her to fall back on….”

On if this ruins her image
“A happy athlete is going to perform well for sponsors,” says the source. “And she’ll make them a shit-ton of money…”

“The year sucked in terms of physical things [Lindsey was injured while racing], but for the first time, she feels like she can do anything she wants,” says the pal. “This is the first time she can be a woman.”

[From US Weekly, print edition, April 8, 2013]

Well I guess now we understand this relationship a bit better. It’s more than just PR, it’s Tiger finding another top athlete who is delusional and damaged enough to get involved in a relationship with him, announce and try to justify it to the press (including releasing staged photos) and then say she’s been more private about him than “anything in her life.” This is not what privacy looks like by any stretch, but it sure is fun to watch. As I’ve asked before, is she going to be “private” when this relationship inevitably implodes? I’m hoping her definition of privacy won’t change, and she’ll pull a Kat Von D. “He’s a cheater, how could I have known?!”

Back when we heard that Britney and Jason had broken up, right around the time her contract with The X-Factor had not been renewed, US Weekly ran a story that she was “going to be set up on dates with cute guys soon.” Just a few weeks later, we heard she was dating someone new and saw some paparazzi photos of her out with a new guy, David Lucado, who was a relative unknown before he hooked up with Britney. These two were even seen holding hands recently, so it’s either serious or they want the public to think it is. It turns out that Britney’s dad/conservator, Jamie Spears, set her up with David and also made him undergo a background check and sign a confidentiality agreement before he hooked up with her. Radar is running the story, and they present it like this is some sort of business arrangement, which is what a lot of people have been suggesting up until this point:

Britney Spears new boyfriend David Lucado had to undergo a background check, and sign a confidentiality agreement arranged by the pop star’s father, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.

Britney’s dad, Jamie Spears, who also controls her conservatorship, was the driving force behind the background check and agreement, a source close to the situation tells Radar.

“Jamie has known David (Lucado) for awhile, and always thought he was a thoughtful, and an all-around good guy,” the source told Radar. “Britney needed someone to keep her company after she and Jason (Trawick) broke up.

“It had to be a male, because Britney just doesn’t respond as well to females. And remember, she is still under a conservatorship.

“Before David started spending time with Brit, he had to undergo a background check, and sign a confidentiality agreement, all arranged by Papa Spears. Jamie makes sure if things go south between Jamie and Britney, details about her life wouldn’t be made public.

“David had absolutely no problem with it, and completely understood why it was being done.,”

Keeping Britney company has clearly turned into romance. Spears — who split from her fiancé Trawick only a few months ago — was snapped Saturday night arriving for dinner at Meatball Spot at Town Square in Las Vegas, with her manager Larry Rudolph and two other people.

The “Toxic” singer was later joined by new boyfriend Lucado – an employee at a top law firm — and six more pals.

Lucado, works at a prestigious law firm in Southern California, “and genuinely cares for Britney,”says the source. “David is very protective of Britney, and isn’t dating her for fame.

“He is very, very patient with her as Britney can be prone to drastic mood swings. He has become a very calming influence in her life.”

[From Radar]

This makes me sad. This makes me think that the guy is getting paid and/or getting some specific, contractual, behind-the scenes perks for dating Britney, and that her dad, who controls her whole life, set up the whole thing. Maybe that’s what she needs, though, maybe she needs someone to look after her. She’s done much better now that she’s under a conservatorship, but as Lainey wrote recently they keep working Britney. They’re probably still angling for her to get a residency in Vegas, although we’ve heard that her lip syncing may have derailed those plans. You don’t get the sense that Britney is making her own choices, but she seems happy now at least. Plus the last time she was single she got fleeced by a sociopath con artist and a paparazzo. I just hope that this guy is into her.

This photo was posted on Britney’s Twitter account, it’s from the Cirque du soleil Onedrop show in Las Vegas on 3-24. The guy on the right is Britney’s manager, Larry Rudolph.

Britney Spears and David Lucado are shown outside a mall in Thousand Oaks, CA on 3-22-13. Credit: FameFlynet

I covered the Tiger Woods scandal extensively, and I’m hard pressed to remember how many women came out of the woodwork with detailed stories about shagging him. I remembered it as just over a dozen, but I checked and there were at least 15-16 willing to come out publicly, with varying stories of period sex, threesomes, and text message booty calls. That suggests that you could easily double that number to imagine how many were behind the scenes, like bedbugs or roaches where you only see a few out of the colony. Many of these were working women, and you could argue that prostitutes would be more likely to cash in, but surely just as many would be afraid to come out and reveal their profession. Not only was Tiger paying for it, he was also sleeping with whomever was around. He seduced two of his neighbors’ college-aged girlfriends (that we know of).

It was sick and twisted, and you have to question any woman’s sanity to enter into a relationship with that man after all that came out about him. Professional skiier Lindsey Vonn surely thinks he’s “changed” though, and I would bet she sees his bad boy past as some kind of turn-on. As we know, these two released some very cheesy “couples portraits” earlier this week, along with separate statements hilariously asking for “privacy.” They’ve been together probably six months – tops. Now comes news from US Weekly that Tiger has confessed everything to Lindsey and that she totally understands! It’s hilarious. Oh and for those of you who might not read further at this point – go check out The Sun to see a new photo of Lindsey posing as Sharon Stone in her famous Basic Instinct scene before she opens her legs. So classy. Here’s more:

“They’re a really happy couple — not living together yet,” a source explains to Us Weekly of the pair, who were first linked romantically late last fall, although gold medalist Vonn (then in the midst of finalizing her divorce from husband Thomas Vonn) initially took pains to deny anything romantic.

Now that they’re sharing their love with the world — Woods announced they’ve “become very close and dating,” and Vonn gushed “it makes me very happy” — many are wondering the obvious: Did they have “the conversation” about Woods’ infamous history?

“He confessed everything in his past to her and stuff – they’re really into each other,” the source tells Us. The number-one ranked golfer’s romantic and sexual past is, of course, a lot more public than most people’s: Over Thanksgiving weekend in 2009, Woods got into a car crash outside his Florida home after wife of six years Elin Nordegren learned of his affair with nightclub hostess Rachel Uchitel. Over the next few months, over a dozen other women came out of the woodwork revealing flings with Woods, including cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, who shared an infamous voicemail from a panicked Woods exclusively with Us Weeky.

[From US Weekly]

I doubt he confessed “everything.” Given his statements to the press, I would assume he focused on why he did what he did, and not what he did exactly. Those details are crazy, and Lindsey is probably so dickmatized she doesn’t want to hear about it anyway. “He’s changed, he’s a new man with me!”

In that Sun article I linked to earlier, the one where Lindsey Vonn is dressed up like a budget Sharon Stone with amateurish Photoshop, (I can’t tell if it’s an actual photo or just pure Photoshop, but they claim it’s real), they include an old quote of Lindsey’s that’s really telling. Before she hooked up with Tiger, after his scandal, she said in an interview “There’s something you don’t know about me. Tiger, you’re like my idol, and I too have a sex problem.” Nasty.

Some of you have speculated that this relationship is a publicity set-up so that each of these athletes will appear more desirable to sponsors. There’s that aspect of it, I mean they’re wearing branded clothing in these photos, but I think it’s for real.

If you would have told me a year ago that Tiger Woods would date a well known fellow sports star and would publicly announce that he’s coupled-up with her, I would have laughed. It wouldn’t have seen plausible back then, but somehow this makes sense. Somehow Tiger getting all serious with another hot blonde, repeating the same patterns, seems perfectly normal now that it’s happening. Anyway Tiger and professional skiier Lindsey Vonn have been dating for maybe a year – tops. They were spotted at the same event, separately, last April. Then we first heard about them dating just two months ago. US Weekly says they’ve been dating since this fall. So they haven’t been together long. Lindsey thinks they’re serious, though, and she’s naive and dickmatized enough to want people to know about it. She posted couples portraits with Tiger on her Facebook and Instagram pages, with an hilarious message about how she wanted privacy:

I guess it wasn’t a well-kept secret but yes, I am dating Tiger Woods. Our relationship evolved from a friendship into something more over these past few months and it has made me very happy. I don’t plan on addressing this further as I would like to keep that part of my life between us, my family and close friends. Thank you for understanding and your continued support! xo LV

Tiger posted the full set of photos on his Facebook account also, writing:

This season has been great so far and I’m happy with my wins at Torrey and Doral. Something nice that’s happened off the course was meeting Lindsey Vonn. Lindsey and I have been friends for some time, but over the last few months we have become very close and are now dating. We thank you for your support and for respecting our privacy. We want to continue our relationship, privately, as an ordinary couple and continue to compete as athletes.

Of course he pulled the privacy card too. Of course. That makes so much sense when you’ve posed for a family portrait with the person and released the best photos to the press.

You have to have some deep issues to date a dude like this after his history. I get the guys wanting another long term relationship – that’s how they got in their messes in the first place, they love having a steady piece and a bunch of adoring fans on the side. This is going to end up like Jesse James and his first high profile relationship post-Sandra Bullock, Kat Von D. Remember that? Kat planned a wedding, got a tattoo for Jesses, publicly declared her love and then tweeted that it was over because Jesse was cheating on her with a bunch of women. No duh. Lindsey wants to keep her relationship with Tiger to her family and close friends though, she would never tell us if that happened to her. Oh and the comments on these pictures on Lindsey’s facebook page and Instagram are pretty much what you would expect. I counted several that simply said “FFS”.

Make fun of Jennifer Lopez all you want for taking up with a 25 year-old backup dancer (and she deserves it). At least the guy was in his mid 20s and somewhat established when she met him, even if she was, and continues to be, his employer. In comparison Lopez’s ex, Marc Anthony, 44, is now dating a 21 year-old British heiress, Chloe Green. He hasn’t been with her for long, considering that he announced his last breakup, from 24 year-old model Shannon de Lima, just a month ago. Green is the daughter of TopShop founder Sir Philip Green, she has a shoe line and she stars on the reality show Made in Chelsea. (So at least she works, however much nepotism was involved.) She was spotted out with Marc at Disneyland with his two kids earlier this week. (The photos are here.) Marc was seen with his arm around her, so it’s on.

Jennifer Lopez will now be forced to watch Chloe Green play mum to her children as her ex-husband Marc Anthony is dating the Topshop heiress.

Marc and Chloe, the daughter of Topshop boss Sir Philip Green, were snapped playing happy families with his and JLo’s twins Max and Emme at Disneyland in California on Tuesday.

Their relationship is thought to still be in the early stages but already having a family day out suggests it’s moving at rapid speed.

The Disneyland date comes just one month after the Latin singer, 44, split from his model girlfriend of one year, Shannon De Lima.

But it’s clear she’s now long forgotten as Marc looked more than cosy with Chloe, 21, as they walked hand-in-hand through the park, often stopping for hugs and kisses.

The pair, who have a 23-year age gap, looked relaxed in each other’s company and seemed to be enjoying themselves on their first public outing since they began dating.

And Chloe seemed quite the natural at the step-mother routine.

She was seen laughing and joking with Marc’s five-year-old twins as she carried them around the park, gave them lots of cuddles and sat next to them on rides.

Although they’re not an obvious pairing, Marc and Chloe’s romance probably won’t come as too much of a surprise to Chloe’s dad as the singer is an old family friend.

Back in April 2009, Marc and JLo were seen chatting away to Chloe and Sir Phillip during a Topshop dinner in New York.

[From Metro.co.uk]

So Marc knew Chloe from at least 2009, when she would have been 17 years old, and now he thinks it’s totally appropriate to date her. Lovely. On this same Disneyland outing, Chloe was seen carrying Marc’s five year-old daughter, Emme. So they’ve been dating a whole month and she’s already caring for his kids. It’s not like this is unprecedented in this family, Jennifer staged a similar family vacation photo op with Casper Smart and her kids less than a month after we first heard about him. These people are so mature, it’s no wonder their romantic partners keep getting younger.

Here’s Chloe on 2-14 at the Topshop opening in LA with her dad, Sir Phillip Green, and Kate Bosworth. She looks older than 21 but does that matter?! The image above of her was taken earlier this month too. Credit: WENN.com

These are photos of Britney Spears out and about over the past few days. That puppy is new! Britney got him just a couple of weeks ago. I hope the adorable guy is ok, he’s sporting a pink bandage here. Britney likes to go casual, and you can see how she’s relaxed her style post-breakup. She loves her sweats, although I think she looks cuter when she tries a little, like in the photos of her with the fuchsia tank and red sweatshirt. Those colors don’t go together, but her clothing is flattering and her hair and makeup are really cute. Otherwise it seems like when Britney is single she likes to throw on some sweats and look like she just rolled out of bed.

Where Britney Spears’ dating life is concerned, I’m skeptical of any news. After her breakup with fiance Jason Trawick, outlets claimed that Britney’s people would set her up “on dates with cute guys.” It’s been about a month since the split announcement, so it seems like a logical time to roll out this story. Britney was seen on two dates with a a guy named David who works for a law firm in some supportive capacity. There are some blurry faraway photos of their golf date and Valentine’s sushi dinner, and TMZ has the details. At least there aren’t close-up paparazzi photos of these two, but that would be too obvious, wouldn’t it? Here’s more:

We now know the identity of the mystery man who took Britney Spears out for a Valentine’s Day dinner and played golf with her over the weekend. He is … a very normal guy.

His name is David. He works for a law firm — he’s not a lawyer– does “field research” … kind of a jack-of-all-trades. He’s definitely not a wealthy guy.

David — who is 27 — is from Atlanta and does not seem to have significant roots in California.

As for his relationship with Britney … we’re told they met through friends. The pics (above) were taken at the Sherwood Country Club where Britney lives. He’s a big golfer and he’s teaching her the moves. Britney has actually taken a liking to golf and is thinking about becoming a member of the country club.

As for the Valentine’s Day date, it was pretty quick. They were in and out of the sushi joint in less than a half hour. The bill was $60. David tipped $13.

As for whether they’re dating … no one is saying (her reps have been dodging the issue with us for days) but it sure seems that way.

[From TMZ]

The reps have been “dodging the issue” as to whether Britney and David are dating, while they’re giving TMZ the details and some blurry photos for confirmation. This is the new PR game: play the story like investigative journalism and not like it’s a plant. That said, I’m rooting for Britney and hope that if this is the case, if her people are hand picking these guys for her to date, that they’re genuinely trying to help and the guys aren’t famewhores or gold diggers. She’s had too many of those in her life. Britney needs some diversions in her gilded cage.

We haven’t heard any news about Britney’s Las Vegas deal in a little while. The last we heard, her manager was almost certain that a residency deal for Britney was about to happen, and the corporate owner of Planet Hollywood announced that they were “actively engaged in discussions with Britney Spears’ representatives.” That was on February 8, so it seems like an announcement should be coming soon. Maybe they’re getting bogged down in the details. There must be so many things to hammer down in those huge multi-million dollar contracts.

photo credit: FameFlynet

The last we heard about Tiger Woods, he was begging his ex-wife, Elin, for another chance at marriage and promising her an even more hefty chunk of his fortune if he ever cheated on her again. Well either that story was fake or Elin was wise enough to realize that she’s already rich, bitch, and that her life is way better single, because Tiger has moved on. He’s now said to be dating divorced Olympic skier, Lindsey Vonn, 28. Star has a somewhat priceless line about this relationship in their print edition: “It took a while for Lindsey to trust him because of his past.” Yeah.

Tiger Woods has been quietly seeing Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn, according to the new issue of Star.

“He wants to marry again,” an inside tells Star, “and thinks Lindsey could be the woman.”

The 37-year-old golf icon and Vonn began seeing one another in November. He’s been hot on Vonn’s trail as of late, watching her ski in the World Cup in Austria, then taking her on an Antiguan vacation, according to the magazine.

Lindsey finalized her divorce to skier Thomas Vonn this month after splitting in November 2011. The 28-year-old, who bears a slight resemblance to Tiger’s ex Elin Nordegren, has shown off her sexiness in Sports Illustrated‘s Olympic Swimsuit Edition and Maxim‘s Hot 100 list.

[From Radar]

I don’t know much about Lindsey Vonn, but I do remember her from when she was doing promotional duties during the last Winter Olympics. She bugged me for some reason, I think it was because she looked a little “plastic” to me, but that’s just a superficial observation. (As are most of my observations.) I’ll say the same thing as when we learned that Jesse James has a new fiance: how do women fall for these creeps?

Both of these men have incredibly well documented histories of cheating and hiring hookers, a history that can be easily accessed from a smart phone at any point, maybe from the bathroom on a date. You just pop off to fix your lipstick, google them and then go back to the table with some excuse about a friend needing your help right away, it’s urgent. But this also assumes that these women pay absolutely no attention to the news for months at a time. Tiger was on the front page forever. How does one ever fall for an a-hole like this? There are women who just want to believe I guess. “I’ve changed, therapy helped me, I’m not the same person, my wife was such a bitch.” People can be so stupid in relationships.

Lindsey’s publicist has issued a non-statement in which there is no denial that she’s hitting it with Tiger. “Lindsey is currently in the midst of the World Cup season in Europe. Her focus is solely on competing and on defending her titles and thus she will not participate in any speculation surrounding her personal life at this time.”

Ooh I found photos of Lindsey at one of Tiger’s charity events last April. It’s on. Nice makeup. It’s like Duchess Kate except with liquid eyeliner.

Photos are from April and October, 2012. Credit: WENN.com

On Monday we saw photos of Adrienne Maloof of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cuddling up to Rod Stewart’s son Sean, 19 years her junior. Adrienne and Sean posed for multiple photographer whom they are likely to have tipped off. They wanted us to talk about them considering that they’re both reality stars. Only Adrienne wants us to know that her new romance is for real and that Sean isn’t just the troubled a-hole he played on “Sons of Hollywood” and “Celebrity Rehab.” She sung Sean’s praises to TMZ and included the details about his charity work, claiming “age is just a number.”

It’s official … newly single Adrienne Maloof is dating Rod Stewart’s son Sean — who’s nearly 20 years her junior — but she tells TMZ, “Age is just a number.”

Adrienne tells us, she met 32-year-old Sean very recently through a mutual friend. Sean had wanted to pitch her a business idea and the two just hit it off.

TMZ posted a video of Sean and Adrienne leaving a Bev Hills restaurant together this weekend — and Adrienne says it was just one of several recent dates. But she adds, the two are keeping things casual for now.

Adrienne — who is 51 — isn’t bothered by the age difference either, telling us, “It’s about how good of a person you are … [Sean] is a very funny guy. He’s very giving, he mentors at the mission, works with at-risk children, and gives his time and money to get children off the streets.”

[From TMZ]

So is it for real? I mentioned in our last story that they looked stupid smitten to me. Many of you commented that Sean wasn’t as into it as Adrienne was in that tight little romper she was wearing. The detail that these two met when Sean wanted to “pitch a business idea” makes me question whether it’s all a stunt for publicity. Or maybe it’s part business, part sexy times and they’re both playing it for all that it’s worth. I don’t want to think too hard about that.

Adrienne’s friend and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills costar, Camille Grammer, has commented on Adrienne’s new relationship. She told Radar “If Adrienne is happy, then good for her…. Adrienne needs to just have some fun and light in her life right now.” That reminds me that Camille’s 9 year-younger boyfriend, 35 year-old lawyer Dimitri Charalambopoulos, has all sorts of drama with his ex, the mother of his child. At least Sean is single without complications. Presumably. That’s one advantage to dating younger guys, less baggage. Oh and I’m waiting to hear what Adrienne’s rival Brandi Glanville has to say about this, but maybe Adrienne isn’t even on her radar when they’re not filming.

Photo credit: Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com

Of all the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Adrienne Maloof is the one I’d least expect to see with a much-younger guy, but that’s not saying much. I could see Taylor, Brandi, Kim or even the still-married ones, Kyle and Lisa, getting with toy boys, but Adrienne seems too together and business-like to go for a young guy. In the wake of her divorce, from plastic surgeon Paul Nassif, I would expect Adrienne to drop a ton of cash on spa treatments, luxury shopping and vacations but I wouldn’t expect her to date so openly, especially a guy 19 years younger than she is. It’s happening, though, Adrienne, 51, was seen out on at least two dates with 32 year-old Sean Stewart, Rod Stewart’s son. Several paparazzi agencies captured the new couple’s photo op Saturday night, which includes pictures of Sean nuzzling Adrienne’s hair. He was probably picking glitter out of his nose afterwards. Here’s the story, thanks to Radar:

Adrienne Maloof and Sean Stewart are definitely a couple, and on Saturday were spotted cuddling and kissing as they left Crustacean restaurant in Beverly Hills, where they had dinner.

RadarOnline.com broke the news that The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star, 51, and Rod Stewart’s 32-year-old son are dating.

Stewart, whose mom is Alana Hamilton is a musician and occasional reality star whose credits include Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

Adrienne is in the process of divorcing plastic surgeon Paul Nassif. The once-warring pair has announced they’ve settled all their financial and custody issues, and assuming nothing changes, the divorce will be finalized at the end of February.

“She’s enjoying being single,” a source tells Radar.

[From Radar Online]

My first instinct would be to guess that this was a publicity stunt. Wasn’t Sean Stewart on a reality show too… Yes, yes he was. Sean was on “Sons of Hollywood” in 2007 and “Celebrity Rehab” in 2008, as Radar mentioned above. (He also has a long history of trouble with the law, see this article for more.) These two have the “new couple” look though, don’t they? If it’s a put-on they’re great actors since they look goofy and excited to be out together. It looks like it’s on!

I might mock Adrienne for dating a guy young enough to be her son, but at least her actual sons are still primary school age. Plus this guy is 32. The May-December romances are less creepy to me when the younger person is at least 30. Get it, Adrienne! I would say that Sean should steer clear of her though. All he has to do is DVR a couple of early episodes to see what a brow beater she is. She never had a kind word to say to her husband. It’s not like Paul was a saint either, but Adrienne could be really nasty at times. Maybe her excuse is that she played it up for the cameras, although she was so careful about her image otherwise that I don’t believe it. I don’t know why I care, it’s not like Sean is in it for the companionship.

Also, what the hell is Adrienne wearing? There’s like reverse camel toe going on.

Photo credit: Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com