Gwyneth Paltrow has gotten Taylor Swift in her clutches! Photos @ [Pop Sugar]
Snow White & the Huntsman has a new trailer too! [Pajiba]
The Oscars in January? Doubtful. Maybe mid-February, though. [LaineyGossip]
Blind items! Look at Nicole Kidman‘s vintage lips! [Dlisted]
Justin Bieber‘s wax figure looks like Dorothy Hamill. [IDLITW]
Ryan Gosling is in Thailand. Is Eva Mendes there? [Celebuzz]
Gayle King addresses the Oprah-as-Blue-Ivy‘s-godmother rumor. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Preview of an interesting new show, Inside Comedy. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Would you wear this dress? [The Blemish]
Miley Cyrus covers Bob Dylan for Amnesty International. [Evil Beet]
Kate Bosworth looks like a vampire here. A bony vampire. [Go Fug Yourself]
Selita Ebanks knows you don‘t care, so she‘s just making stuff up. [Yeeeah]
What film posters should really look like. [Gawker]
This idiot. [Videogum]
Stacy Keibler wants George Clooney to buy some real estate in Mexico. [Celebslam]
Matt Bomer will appear on Glee. Noooooooo. [OMG Blog]
Olivia Wilde & Jason Sudeikis keep getting pap‘d. [A Socialite Life]

Kate Beckinsale’s overseas fashion show while she promotes Underworld: Awakening. I like the red, hate the white. [Starpulse]
Taylor Armstrong‘s marriage was just awful, FYI. [Jezebel]
Whitney Houston isn‘t as broke-ass as you think. [Bossip]
Melissa McCarthy says Angelina Jolie is “weirdly glowing.”[A Socialite Life]
This Pussycat Doll is more broke-ass than you‘d think. [CDAN]
Wait, Kelly Brook is blonde now? And she‘s in a bikini. Nice. [Amy Grindhouse]
Here‘s Amanda Seyfried as Linda Lovelace. Meh. I mean, better than the Cracken, obviously, but it‘s not great or anything. [Moe Jackson]
Katherine Heigl‘s daughter is so damn cute. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Sh-t Liz Lemon Says. Has this thing died yet? [The Frisky]
Cameron Diaz, Dita Von Teese in Paris. [INFDaily]
Gisele on track to become a billionaire. Ugh. [Celebslam]
Here‘s Johnny Depp‘s new English estate. Looks awesome. [Life & Style]
Pat Sajak was totally wasted while he hosted Wheel of Fortune. [LimeLife]
Dear Christina Ricci – take your finger out of your mouth. You are better than that. You are not Olivia Munn. [Celebs]
Adriana Lima in a bikini, because why not? [Hollywood Rag]
Why is this photo controversial? Seriously? [Bitten and Bound]

Rihanna got a “Thug Life” tattoo across her knuckles. Am I the only one hoping for her sake that it isn’t permanent? [Idolator]
Is Demi Lovato in rehab again? [D-Listed]
Awesome Maurice Sendak interview on the Colbert report [Pajiba]
Anne Hathaway at the airport with her boyfriend [Lainey Gossip]
Anne Hathaway’s black sack [Go Fug Yourself]
Drew Barrymore shows off her engagement ring, says she’s “daydreaming” about her wedding (video) [Popsugar]
I found this story of a techie who works for drug dealers fascinating [Gawker]
Bella Cruise’s new boyfriend – they’re cute together! [Dramarama]
Former plus sized model Crystal Renn is really thin again [Skinny vs. Curvy]
Oh no is Joshua Jackson stepping out on Diane Kruger? [Celebslam]
Melissa McCarthy responds to her Oscar nomination [Evil Beet]
Bethenny Frankel got a talk show [CDAN]
Taylor Swift at the London zoo. I like her coat! [Socialite’s Life]
I like Missoni in moderation, but these new Pedro Almodóvar ads look like someone puked zig zags [OMG Blog]
Tonight is Marg Helgenberger’s CSI send off [Seriously? OMG? WTF?]
Tim Gunn hasn’t had sex in 29 years! [I’m Not Obsessed]
Nick Jonas is super cute in “How to Succeed in Business” [INF Daily]

Does Kate Moss look really tweaked to anyone else, or is it just her weird makeup? [Popsugar]
Wikileaks’ Julian Assange is launching a talk show for TV [Gawker]
Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis in gray hoodies, so coupley [Celebslam]
The outfits on American Idol are ridiculous [Go Fug Yourself]
Emily Maynard is the new Bachelorette [Jezebel]
Joan Rivers calls Chelsea Handler a drunk who slept her way to the top. We knew this. [Radar]
Heidi Klum has a prenup. Smart Heidi. [Life & Style]
Kelly Ripa fawns all over Kim Kardashian [INFDaily]
Aaron Paul teases a huge “Breaking Bad” spoiler [Videogum]
Ke$ha and Wayne Coyne snort – Tums? [PopBytes]
Bar Refaeli rocks a white dress [Hollywood Rag]
Miranda Kerr as Wonder Woman [Amy Grindhouse]
Couples who sleep in separate beds have more sex [LimeLife]
Kate Bosworth, Katie Aselton and Lake Bell interview. They’re cute together [Celebs]
Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady’s new mansion is insane [CityRag]
50 Cent keeps tweeting photos of himself with stacks of money [Starpulse]
Rosanne Bar got a new sitcom on NBC, which ruins all the good shows they have anyway [The Daily Wh.at]

- Angelina Jolie looks frazzled but formal at the farmer’s market with Shiloh, Pax and Knox (The photos are exclusive, so go to PopSugar to see them.) [Popsugar]
- Matthew McConaughey reprises his Dazed and Confused role in new surprisingly awesome music video [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Kate Bosworth will not let bad weather interfere with her pose hard [Lainey Gossip]
- K-Fed suffered chest pains while filming a weight loss reality show in Australia [D-Listed]
- Red Tails review: skip it [Pajiba]
- Simon Cowell and his fiance are predictably over. At least he never marries them. [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Concordia will refund the passengers on the cruise disaster, give them a 30% discount on future cruises. Insulting. [Radar]
- LeAnn Rimes looks totally ridiculous [Evil Beet]
- Zachary Quinto admits he didn’t warn anyone he was coming out [Socialite's Life]
- Shailene Woodley in a black velvet sack [Go Fug Yourself]
- Anna Kournikova in Tatler Russia Magazine [Yeeeah]
- Starting Line Up for Puppy Bowl VIII: adorabowl! [Videogum]
- Amber Heard’s casual look is very 90s conservative. [Celebslam]
- Falling asleep after sex means you’re in love? [Bossip]
- Was 80s cartoon He-Man super pervy? [OMG Blog]
- Five creepy forms of mind control you’re exposed to daily [Cracked]

Vanessa Bryant is walking away with $75 million? And all of the houses. [Bossip]
Gossip Nostalgia: John-John and Carolyn Bissette. [LaineyGossip]
LOVE the review of Madonna‘s film. Love it. [Dlisted]
I think I‘m going to see Haywire this weekend. [Pajiba]
Matt Damon & Chris Hemsworth are bros. [Pop Sugar]
Rihanna‘s ass in a thong. I bet she‘s totally baked here. [Celebuzz]
I don‘t understand Sarah Jessica Parker‘s ensemble. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Kathy Griffin stripped for David Letterman. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Vanessa Hudens‘ famewhore game needs some work. [The Blemish]
Jersey Shore‘s Sammi might pose for Playboy. [Evil Beet]
January Jones homewrecked some fug sleeves. [Go Fug Yourself]
Rumer Willis is still bearding for Zac Efron?!? [Yeeeah]
You could tell dudes this, but they would still cheat their asses off. [Jezebel]
Ricky Gervais dressed up like Hitler. Er…?? [Videogum]
Kate Beckinsale‘s “dong gone awry” story. [Celebslam]
Jesus, the He-Man cartoon was really… WRONG. [OMG Blog]
Michael Phelps has an old-school ‘stache. [A Socialite Life]

President Obama sent Zooey Deschanel a birthday card. WTF? [ICYDK]
Snooki without makeup. [IDLITW]
Nick Cannon is out of the hospital and doing better. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Lauren Scruggs is also out of the hospital. [CDAN]
Jennifer Lopez & her facially challenged boyfriend are tweeting. [Amy Grindhouse]
Bei Ling still exists, looks drunk. [Moe Jackson]
If Newt Gingrich touched my nose, I would slap the hell out of him. [The Frisky]
Rick Perry is a quitter! [Gawker]
Sandra Bullock & little Louis! [INFDaily]
Heather Locklear & Jack Wagner are meeting with prosecutors. [Radar]
Kelly Osbourne thinks she‘s being bullied. [Life & Style]
Old Navy is fighting with Kim Kardashian now. [PopBytes]
Channing Tatum looking… meh. [Hollywood Rag]
This puppy-filled commercial is one of the cutest things ever. [LimeLife]
Michelle Obama covers More Magazine. [Celebs]
Ew, why do people get Britney Spears tatts? [CityRag]
Gina Carano is really pretty! [Starpulse]

Kelly Brook models New Look underwear, looks hot. I love her body. [The Blemish]
Rachel McAdams in a cute coat, with her hair looking slightly better. [LaineyGossip]
Blind items: Tim Tebow isn‘t so virtuous? [Dlisted]
Why The Dark Knight Rises won‘t be an epic fail. [Pajiba]
Reese Witherspoon‘s casual outfit: hate the vest, love the jeans. [Pop Sugar]
Jennifer Lopez gets pap‘d with her facially challenged boo. [Celebuzz]
Rachel Zoe‘s son Skylar is getting so big! [I’m Not Obsessed]
Vintage Tim DeKay. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
More stuff about Johnny Depp & Vanessa Paradis. [Evil Beet]
Dear Romola Garei: NOOOooooooooo. [Go Fug Yourself]
Kelly Brook with a KITTEH!!! [Yeeeah]
Speaking of kitties, here‘s one who dances as she goes up the stairs. [Jezebel]
Rosie O‘Donnell: Tom Cruise isn‘t gay because he races cars. [Videogum]
Katy Perry might want to get back with Russell Brand. [Celebslam]
God, Rihanna‘s body is amazing. [Bossip]
Matt Bomer is so, so pretty. [A Socialite Life]

Kate Winslet & Ned RockNRoll are totally twinsies! [INFDaily]
Amber Heard‘s golden globes at the Golden Globes (after-party). [IDLITW]
Nahla looks so much like Gabriel Aubry in this pic. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
An open letter to Bruce Jenner and his surgery scars. [CDAN]
Once again, Jessica Simpson is DUE IN SPRING. [ICYDK]
I‘m still hoping this Zooey Deschanel Allure cover is a joke. [Amy Grindhouse]
Hello, Dita Von Teese. I don‘t like your hair. [Moe Jackson]
Carey Mulligan doesn‘t go online and read crap about herself. [The Frisky]
OMG, Burger King might delivery?!?!? Yes. Please. [Gawker]
Taylor Armstrong is a mess, obviously. [Radar]
Kim Richards still looks drunk to me. [Life & Style]
Brian Williams hates Lana del Rey. [PopBytes]
Eva Longoria without drag queen makeup – better, actually. [Hollywood Rag]
Adele is NOT a homewrecker, although her new boyfriend has baggage. [LimeLife]
Michael Fassbender interview. He‘s wearing a suit & his hair is long. *drool* [Celebs]
More celebrities smoking pot. [CityRag]
Internet Blackout tomorrow? Do I have to work, CB? [Bitten and Bound]
Review of Haywire, with my Fassy. [Starpulse]

- Who had the worst Botox face last night? [Dramarama]
- What is Rihanna smoking? [The Daily Wh.at]
- Elton John vs. Madonna [D-Listed]
- The 20 biggest second week movie drops in history [Pajiba]
- Globes after party photos. Miranda Kerr’s rack is insane [Popsugar]
- Cameron Diaz’s new hair and boobs look – pretty? [Celebuzz]
- Jennifer Hudson’s bad wig [I’m Not Obsessed]
- William H. Macy in his underwear: hot? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Courtney Stodden goes jogging in her underwear, has a bodyguard [Radar]
- A supposedly recent photo of Lamar Odom sitting with a chick between his legs [The Blemish]
- Justin Bieber dyed his hair dark! [Evil Beet]
- Working out helps you eat less chocolate. [Jezebel]
- Awesome virtual dressing room. When and where can I get this?! [Videogum]
- Eva Longoria without makeup [Celebslam]
- Nina Dobrev celebrates her birthday [Socialite's Life]