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Yesterday we heard that Tommy Lee had sent a letter to Sea World accusing them of using cow vaginas filled with hot water to masturbate their captive male killer whales in order to collect their sperm. It was disturbing to say the least, and put some pictures in my head that won’t be easily forgotten. Lee was advocating for the release of Tilikum, a killer whale who has killed three people, including a female trainer earlier this year. In his letter, he accused Sea World of lying when they said that no one was in direct contact with the whale, and claimed that Sea World was still collecting sperm from Tilikum through divers using that bizarre method. Lee admitted to getting his information from PETA, and now Sea World has responded that he was wrong and that they do no such thing.

SeaWorld is finally lashing back at Tommy Lee — claiming the rocker’s allegation that the park uses cow vaginas to “masturbate” their killer whales for sperm collection is “beyond ludicrous.”

A rep for SeaWorld tells us, “If Mr. Lee’s information on Tilikum and SeaWorld’s artificial insemination program for killer whales comes from PETA we’re not surprised that it’s wrong. PETA is as careless with facts as they are extreme in their views.”

As we first reported, Lee had fired off a letter to SeaWorld demanding they release Tilikum the orca back into the wild. In his letter, Lee also stated that he learned the “sick and twisted” info about the cow vaginas from SeaWorld’s own director of safety.

But the SeaWorld rep notes, “The process of collecting semen for [artificial insemination] doesn’t differ in any meaningful way from the techniques employed in managing livestock or other species for zoological display.”

“Contrary to the charges made by PETA and repeated in Lee’s letter, our trainers do not now nor have they ever entered the water with Tilikum for this purpose. The safety of SeaWorld staff and the welfare of our animals are our highest priorities.”

The rep adds, “Whatever his views on SeaWorld, Mr. Lee would be wise to spend more time checking his facts.

[From TMZ]

Ironically, the whale’s name is pronounced “Til-a-come.” Thankfully Tilikum seems to be taking care of business on his own and without a diver’s help. I’m so sorry for making you think of this. All joking aside, the fact that the whale has killed three people is enough to prove Lee’s point that it should not be in captivity. It’s hard to tell what they should do with the creature, though, as it may not be able to fend for itself again in the wild.

Photo credit: WENN.com

Tommy Lee is so very proud of the rave he threw for his son’s 14 year-old birthday party. It was a raging success, according to Tommy, because the cops came three times and ultimately shut it down.

Rocker Tommy Lee’s eldest son is becoming a hellraiser just like dad – his recent 14th birthday party was shut down by the police.

Lee and Pamela Anderson’s teenager Brandon asked his dad to help him organize a rave for his birthday in June.

The Motley Crue star tells TV show Extra, “Brandon just turned 14 and he goes, ‘Dad, for my birthday I wanna throw a rave.’ He took over this place, I bought a huge sound system, lights, Glo-sticks…The cops came three times and he was so pumped. He was like, ‘Dad, this is the coolest thing; my party got closed down by the cops.”

The 14 year old is the only wild man in the family now that his dad has stopped drinking.

Lee explains, “I quit drinking 90 days (ago)… I’m a lot clearer, which is scarier; you don’t wanna mess with this now.”

[From Starpulse]

Now that his oldest son is fourteen Tommy thought it would be a great idea to throw him a party so loud that the cops needed to be called. Apparently he has no consideration for his neighbors or the fact that a rave is inappropriate for a 14 year-old. Incidentally, a four year-old kid drowned at a party that Tommy threw for this same son, Brandon’s, fifth birthday. (Tommy was found not guilty of negligence in a suit against him by the boy’s parents. Jurors found that it was not his responsibility to provide a lifeguard and the nanny who was supposed to be watching the kid had left.) I’m not saying that Tommy shouldn’t have a party for Brandon due a tragedy he wasn’t personally responsible for nine years ago, just that he should maybe be more cautious when it comes to parties for kids. He certainly shouldn’t be bragging to the press about how loud and out of hand they got. I hope his sons have other adults around to supervise them rather than relying on Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, but it’s doubtful. What an idiot he is, but at least he’s been sober now for a whole three months.

On a lighter note, have you seen this video of a 16 year-old Australian teen defending the 500-strong party he had when his parents were away on vacation? Tommy Lee probably sounds pretty similar to that kid.

Tommy Lee is shown on 4/10/10 with his girlfriend, Sofia Toufa, in Vegas. He’s also shown with a black eye at the consumer electronics show in Vegas on 1/9/10. He looks awful and like the hepatitis is really kicking his ass.

We’ve got a couple of pieces of Pamela Anderson news today. First up, Pam launched her perfume brand in Miami last week (where these photos are from). What did we end up saying the perfume would smell like? Crisco and tragedy? K-Y Jelly and bleach? Fish and debt? Anyway, at the event, Pam’s manager tried to order the photographers at the event to only use the “ring flash” on their cameras. The ring flash does a better job with eliminating shadows and “imperfections” than a normal flash, and I’ve actually heard that Mariah Carey tries to make similar deals with photographers. But for Pamela to try to do this – well, it just seems sad, doesn’t it? There isn’t a ring flash big enough to make her look like anything other than an orange, sun-damaged, tragic old wh-re. Here’s what Page Six reported:

ARE Pamela Anderson’s famous looks fading? At her fragrance launch in Miami, her manager, Peter Asher, demanded that photographers shoot her only with a “ring flash,” which eliminates shadows and imperfections.

Asher got in a heated argument with top Miami celebrity lensman Seth Browarnik, who argued that the flash requires a large battery pack and slows the job. Asher then banned him and all others without a ring flash from Saturday’s Make-A-Wish Ball. A source said several photographers boycotted the charity event.

A rep for Anderson’s fragrance told Page Six, “I can only suggest it is something Pamela wanted.” A Make-A-Wish rep said, “In-house photographers were told to use the ring light, but our red carpet was issue-free.” Despite the blowup, Anderson persuaded attorney James Ferraro to donate $500,000 on auction items including a Ferrari California.

[From Page Six]

In other Pamela news, she gave an interview about living in a trailer park with her boyfriend and her two sons. Apparently, her sons take after their father, Tommy Lee. The boys, aged 13 and 11, are little terrors. Pam tries to make it sound like “boys will boys” cuteness, but they sound like destructive little bastards to me.

Pamela Anderson is struggling to control her sons as they enter adolescence – they go wild when she’s not around to discipline them.

The former Baywatch star is currently living in a beachside trailer with Brandon, 13, and Dylan, 11 – her kids with wildman rocker Tommy Lee – while their nearby home in Malibu, California is being renovated. And Anderson’s boys are so much trouble she now worries about scheduling work commitments out of town and leaving her mom, Carol, to look after her sons – because they’re beginning to take after their rock star father. She says, “Boy, they’re so feisty. When I get home and I’m not home for a couple days, they gotta be put back in their bodies immediately.”

“They got in trouble because my children are riding their dirt bikes through the whole trailer park, going crazy, doing flips – and everyone’s concerned for their safety. And mom’s like, ‘Oh, they’ve been riding the whole weekend, they’re having a blast!’ I was like, ‘They’re not allowed to ride their dirt bikes in the trailer park!’ They terrorize the neighborhood the whole time.”

She adds, “My son got in trouble at school for beating somebody up. Well, not really beating somebody up. Just one of the counsellors, who’s 18 or 19, made a rude comment about me to him. Brandon threw his Red Bull (drink) on him and then went after him and they had to peel him off him. Now I’m getting called into school.

“But I think when somebody says something bad about your mother, what are you supposed to do? It is hard when other kids are like, ‘I’ve seen your mom with her clothes off!’ I’ve tried to teach my kids I have no problem with nudity. Violence isn’t good but Brandon was really upset, he was shaking and crying and looking in my eyes. It’s so sad.”

Pamela on ex husband and father of her 2 boys Tommy Lee: “You can’t get heartbroken any more over all the disappointments or how he is as a father or anything like that. He doesn’t think he’s doing anything wrong. I do tell him the truth, but it’s been 10 years of suffering over him so I’m over it.

“Whatever it is, it is – as long as my kids are happy and we’re happy and we’re safe, let him run around the world. I support him.”

When asked if she’d ever give Lee another chance, Anderson adds, “No. No way. I have no interest at all.”

[From Hollywood Rag]

Ugh. Is there really anything else to say about Pam? At one point, I might have felt really bad for her sons – simply because it must really suck to have Pam and Tommy as parents – but I don’t have sympathy for the kind of hell raising shenanigans that Pam is talking about. And I do think Pam’s attitude is part of the problem! Instead of setting limits (because even boys that age need limits), she’s just kind of like “well, what can I do?” You can try putting on some clothes, putting down your substitute phallus/perfume bottle, and actually attempt to be a mother.

Pamela Anderson launches her new perfume ‘Malibu’ at the W Hotel in Fort Lauderdale, Florida on November 5, 2009. She really is handling that bottle like she’s about to get a money shot. Credit: WENN.

Being grown in Pamela Anderson’s womb has got to be a challenging thing. I don’t even want to know what’s going on in there. And then after what I’m guessing is a crazy nine months, you come out into the world and the first thing you see is Tommy Lee’s face. And then Pam’s. This is just in the first few minutes of your life, and you realize this shit is real and these are your parents. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.

If any two kids are going to have it rough, it’s Pam and Tommy’s two sons. And unfortunately the obvious has happened – they’re getting teased at school for their parents’ legendary sex tape.

Pamela Anderson says her wild past is starting to come back to haunt her and her children. The former Baywatch babe – who has two sons with ex-husband Tommy Lee – says her boys are being teased by their classmates over her colorful past and her sex tape shame with their father.

She says, “They’re starting to get to that age where they are defending mommy.

“Brandon was upset yesterday because some kids said some things at school. Kids can be so mean but I knew this would come.

“I just explained that we are good people and we’ve never done anything to hurt anyone. I just want them to enjoy school and enjoy life.

“They’ve seen a lot in their little lives but they’re great kids.”

[From Showbizspy via GossipRocks]

As easy as it is to make fun of Pam and Tommy, I feel really badly for their sons. Those kids haven’t done a thing wrong, but the teasing about the sex tape is just going to get worse the older they get. I’m sure there are perks to having rich and famous parents, but frankly I can’t imagine that any of those things would make up for the feelings I imagine a child would naturally have if they were mocked about their parents’ sex lives. I mean think of the shudders that overcome you when you imagine your own parents having sex. I had to stop and recover for a good five minutes after nearly falling ill just writing that sentence. But most of the time we can push those thoughts out of our minds – unless it’s on videotape for the whole school to see.

There’s certainly nothing Pam can do about the tape except make to have an open dialogue with her sons and be respectful and responsible towards their feelings. And never, ever keep a video camera in the house.

Here’ s Pamela with her unusual date while at London Fashion Week on September 18, 2008. I don’t get why her kids would be embarrassed by her. Images thanks to Bauer-Griffin.

File photo of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee from 12/19/05. Credit: BauerGriffinOnline.com
They fooled us again. Just when Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson had us convinced that they were containing their special strain of Hepatitis to each other exclusively, the rumor mill has the on-again-off-again duo paired up with other people- in spite of their living together. Pam has said that she and their sons have been living with Tommy strictly platonically while her home is being renovated- but their touchy feely antics recently suggested otherwise. Not so- Pam has taken up with a member of the Abu Dhabi royal family (!), while Tommy is slumming with an even more nasty version of his ex wife.

Anderson has been quietly seeing a man from the United Arab Emirates. And he’s not just any man—the dude is a member of Abu Dhabi’s royal family, a source exclusively tells me.

The blond bombshell star of E!’s new Pam: Girl on the Loose is being tight-lipped about the mystery beau, but we’ve got some details for you…

She’s actually only revealed his name to a few friends, so she usually refers to him by a pet name: Milk-Sheik, or Milk for short.

Most recently, they were spotted hanging out with friends this weekend at the Abbey, a gay bar in West Hollywood. “He’s very handsome,” says my source.

Anderson apparently met her new beau when she visited Abu Dhabi in June with the Make a Wish Foundation. Since then, she has announced she is partnering with the royal family to build an ecofriendly hotel in the area.

Now it seems that Tommy’s going tit for tat. Literally.

Sources tell E! news that the Mötley Crüe rocker is dating Rock of Love 2 hottie Daisy De La Hoya. And despite assertions from De La Hoya’s rep that the duo are “just friends,” our source says they’re much more.

At the very least, De La Hoya is hot for Tommy’s fans. She’s featured on Lee’s Titty Cam video—girls flashing their breasts for the camera—which plays at the beginning of Mötley Crüe’s current concert tour.

[From E!Online]

I’d say Pam is going for an upgrade here- but knowing her it won’t last long. Especially if their hangout of choice is a gay bar. As for Tommy, if he is hooking up with duck-lipped Daisy, the pair will put their superpowers of skank together to create the most invincible STD known to man.

Daisy De La Hoya is shown below in a photo from her Myspace:

Pamela Anderson leaves me utterly confused, probably because gazing into that cleavage is kind of hypnotic. Her breasts just seem to have a career of their own, separate from the body they are attached to. I have no idea exactly what it is she does for a living, her career seems to be based entirely on blonde hair, a tan and her previously mentioned assets. It doesn’t seem to matter that she’s over 40 and looks like she’s ready to be skinned for a handbag, she is still trading off of her physical attributes.

This is not the part of Pamela Anderson that is causing me confusion today, I’m confused by her relationship with Tommy Lee. Pam tried to explain their living situation.

She says, “We’re great friends. We just live together. And we’re ex-husband and wife.”

And, although there is no romance between the pair, she hasn’t given up hope of one day reuniting with him: “It’s kinda silly. I don’t know where that’s gonna go. The dream would be that all of us could really be together, but we’re better friends.”

San Francisco Chronicle

This comes after a friend of Tommy Lee’s claimed if you were nice to him, he’d show you naked pictures of Pamela Anderson on his cell phone that he’s taken in recent weeks.

From these pictures you could safely assume that Pammy and Tommy are engaging in carnal acts, and they live together, and have children together. I think Pam, despite your confusion and denials, that you are a couple. None of these attributes fits into the ‘just friends’ category.

Why is the couple living together? Is it to be closer to their children, or to share cash resources? I’m trying to imagine the house rules – Is Tommy allowed to bring a girl home for sex but not invite Pam?

Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee and their kids are shown filming scenes for her reality show on the beach in Malibu on Memorial Day, 5/26/08. Credit: Mike/Fame Pictures

Some exes you can’t forget, so you Google them, look them up on Facebook and ask mutual friends how they are. That’s fine, healthy if you leave it at that. Pamela Anderson obviously has Tommy Lee under her skin, literally in the case of their shared Hep C, and they are apparently back together.

We visited Mötley Crüe in their Hollywood rehearsal studio yesterday as they prepped for their summer CrueFest tour. Yes, they rocked, and we’ll have a full report in the next issue of Rolling Stone, but because you’re our pals, we thought you’d want to know one bit of news right away: “Pamela and the kids have moved in with me,” said a beaming Tommy Lee (speaking, of course, of his ex-wife and sex-tape costar Pamela Anderson and their two sons, Brandon and Dylan). “It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’ faces — they’re happy when we’re together.” Let’s hope those crazy lovebirds keep it together this time. As Lee told us, “We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go.”

Rolling Stone

Pictures of the two together have been circulating for a while, but since they have two sons together, Brandon and Dylan, I thought maybe they were celebrating a family occasion. Until I saw this picture of them buying houseplants together. You just don’t do that with your ex-husband.

Of course, Pam has a new reality television series coming up, and Tommy Lee is no stranger to reality television (although his relationship with reality seems tentative at best), so is this for real? Or just part of an elaborate stunt for the cameras?

I hope it is for real, because it’s horrible for children of divorce to be led into thinking their parents might get back together. I’m sure we’ll see it all played out on TV in Pam’s upcoming show ‘Girl on the Loose’. She did hint that a wedding could be featured on the show!

In good news, Pamela has donated her 2000 Dodge Viper to charity, saying she is a ‘terrible driver’. A portion of the proceeds from the sale of the car will go to PETA.

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee are shown at one of their son’s baseball games looking affectionate on 5/7/08, thanks to Splash News.

There are some awards in Hollywood that everyone is always clamoring to win: Emmys, Grammys… SAG awards. Then there are some awards people don’t care about either way. The Blockbuster awards… the Nickelodeon awards… VH-1 Honors, crap like that. And then there’s the awards you almost don’t want to win, like cleanest female celebrity award. Which is certainly better than being voted the dirtiest celebrity, but it’s still such a weirdly specific honor that it’s hard to know how to respond appropriately. Jessica Biel has won the title of cleanest celebrity, as voted by SoCal Cleanse Detox users. I know, the greatest prestige. I’m guessing most of the voters didn’t stop to think that Biel is dating Justin Timberlake, who used to date Britney Spears. So the odds are pretty good that Jessica is now harboring at least three unique strains of Chlamydia – through no fault of her own, of course.

Jessica Biel has been voted the “cleanest” female celebrity. ‘The Illusionist’ actress and girlfriend of Justin Timberlake was named the most healthy-living star by SoCal Cleanse Detox users, while Amy Winehouse was voted the “dirtiest” and most unhealthy. While Jessica, 26, walked away with the SoCal Cleanse Cleanest Celebrity Award for the women, David Beckham won the award for the healthiest male star.

Pamela Anderson’s rocker ex-husband Tommy Lee was voted “dirtiest” male, with 45 percent of the vote, and recovering alcoholic David Hasselhoff was chosen as the second unhealthiest celebrity with 22 percent of the vote. ‘Rehab’ singer Amy, 23, who is currently battling drink and drug addiction received a huge 47 percent of the vote to be chosen as the most unhealthy female star.

She has won the offer of a 12-month supply of SoCal Cleanse Detox Formula – a detox supplement – and a Detox Lifestyle Makeover with Detox and Fitness Expert Cynthia Lea.

[From AZ Central]

Something makes me think that Amy Winehouse probably won’t be taking them up on their offer. I think it’s an anathema to even say the words “Amy Winehouse” and “detox” in the same sentence. Ironically, it’s probably the celebs voted “the cleanest” that are most likely to avail themselves of a detox. In the last year I have done three colon cleanses and one two week detox. Amy Winehouse may have the guts to stick needles in her arm and have a tube shoved down her throat, but there’s no way she’s strong enough to endure day 3 of the Colon Blow regimen.

Barely a year goes by that Pamela Anderson doesn’t indulge in a long term relationship that seems a little dubious – like her bikini clad wedding to Kid Rock that ended after four months, apparently because of her cameo in Borat. Perhaps when he watched the movie that was the first he’d heard of her sex tape with Tommy Lee?

Of course, her current beau is Rick Solomon, the man from the One Night In Paris sex tape, so at least she doesn’t need to conceal that part of her past from him, although for his sake I hope he never watched Barbed Wire.

Onetime Baywatch star Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon, a former boyfriend of Paris Hilton, applied for and were granted a marriage licence in Las Vegas on Saturday, the syndicated TV show Access Hollywood has reported.

Representatives for Anderson and Salomon were not immediately available for comment.

Sydney Morning Herald

Pam had previously told Ellen Degeneres that she was engaged.

Pamela has been married twice before, to Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, and Rick Solomon was married to Shannon Doherty and has two children with first wife Elizabeth Daily. Maybe Pam’s boys Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 9, could be playmates with Rick’s girls Hunter and Tyson of the same ages.

Just because the wedding is in Las Vegas doesn’t mean it’s going to happen right now quickie style – that’s where Pammy works with magician Hans Klok. Rick also works there as a poker player, which means the previous engagement she was talking about to Ellen was to Rick. Well probably.

“I paid off a poker debt with sexual favors, and I fell in love,” Anderson, 40, told DeGeneres. “It’s so romantic. It’s romance.

“I’m not really engaged. I don’t know what I am,” Anderson added. “We may never get that far. We’re in love. This is nice.”

E! Online

Paying off a debt by sexual favours? I can’t imagine anything more romantic.

Note by Celebitchy: Paparazzi photo agency X17 is reporting that Pam and Rick got hitched in Vegas this weekend. There’s no proof other than a rumor, but I would assume that Pam would cash in on the pictures, even if it was a just a drunken trip to a hotel chapel followed by a cheap buffet feast. She wouldn’t be ashamed.

Pamela Anderson may be 40 but people still want to see her naked in flattering light with the right amount of airbrushing. She has been offered $1 million to pose nude in Playboy together with Denise Richards, her co-star in the upcoming film Blonde and Blonder.

Pals Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards are considering a $1 million offer to pose nude together in an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine. Both blondes have disrobed for the men’s magazine in the past, and now Playboy boss Hugh Hefner wants the actresses to team up for a spread in the January 2008 issue of the publication. A source tells the Globe, “Neither Pam nor Denise has committed yet, but they’re seriously considering it.” Anderson has appeared nude in Playboy a record 12 times, while Richards stripped for the December 2004 issue.

Contact Music

In other Pamela Anderson news, friends of the blonde are concerned that she is partying too hard.

A source revealed to the New York Post that pals of the former ‘Baywatch’ babe were worried that she might be seriously harming herself with all the partying and drinking.

“She drinks, she does stuff . . . and she’s got hepatitis C. Her liver is shot but she keeps living this crazy lifestyle. We don’t think she understands how serious this is. She has two kids and may not be around to see them grow up at this rate,” the paper quoted a source, as saying.

And, things got even wilder when Anderson started hanging out with Paris Hilton’s sex-tape partner, Rick Salomon.

“They went wild over the VMA weekend. I just watched them party with my jaw open,” the source said.

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It’s a girlfriend’s first responsibility to let their friend know, in the nicest possible way, that the guy they’re dating is a chump. I’m pretty sure the man who profited from his sex tape with Paris Hilton is going to be at best dubious boyfriend material. Then again, perhaps the same could be said for Tommy Lee, who gave Pamela Anderson Hepatitis C. Or even Kid Rock, who managed to remain married to her for four months before divorcing her. Maybe Pammy is taking man advice from good friend Denise Richards.