Being grown in Pamela Anderson’s womb has got to be a challenging thing. I don’t even want to know what’s going on in there. And then after what I’m guessing is a crazy nine months, you come out into the world and the first thing you see is Tommy Lee’s face. And then Pam’s. This is just in the first few minutes of your life, and you realize this shit is real and these are your parents. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.

If any two kids are going to have it rough, it’s Pam and Tommy’s two sons. And unfortunately the obvious has happened – they’re getting teased at school for their parents’ legendary sex tape.

Pamela Anderson says her wild past is starting to come back to haunt her and her children. The former Baywatch babe - who has two sons with ex-husband Tommy Lee - says her boys are being teased by their classmates over her colorful past and her sex tape shame with their father.

She says, “They’re starting to get to that age where they are defending mommy.

“Brandon was upset yesterday because some kids said some things at school. Kids can be so mean but I knew this would come.

“I just explained that we are good people and we’ve never done anything to hurt anyone. I just want them to enjoy school and enjoy life.

“They’ve seen a lot in their little lives but they’re great kids.”

[From Showbizspy via GossipRocks]

As easy as it is to make fun of Pam and Tommy, I feel really badly for their sons. Those kids haven’t done a thing wrong, but the teasing about the sex tape is just going to get worse the older they get. I’m sure there are perks to having rich and famous parents, but frankly I can’t imagine that any of those things would make up for the feelings I imagine a child would naturally have if they were mocked about their parents’ sex lives. I mean think of the shudders that overcome you when you imagine your own parents having sex. I had to stop and recover for a good five minutes after nearly falling ill just writing that sentence. But most of the time we can push those thoughts out of our minds – unless it’s on videotape for the whole school to see.

There’s certainly nothing Pam can do about the tape except make to have an open dialogue with her sons and be respectful and responsible towards their feelings. And never, ever keep a video camera in the house.

Here’ s Pamela with her unusual date while at London Fashion Week on September 18, 2008. I don’t get why her kids would be embarrassed by her. Images thanks to Bauer-Griffin.

File photo of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee from 12/19/05. Credit: BauerGriffinOnline.com
They fooled us again. Just when Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson had us convinced that they were containing their special strain of Hepatitis to each other exclusively, the rumor mill has the on-again-off-again duo paired up with other people- in spite of their living together. Pam has said that she and their sons have been living with Tommy strictly platonically while her home is being renovated- but their touchy feely antics recently suggested otherwise. Not so- Pam has taken up with a member of the Abu Dhabi royal family (!), while Tommy is slumming with an even more nasty version of his ex wife.

Anderson has been quietly seeing a man from the United Arab Emirates. And he’s not just any man—the dude is a member of Abu Dhabi’s royal family, a source exclusively tells me.

The blond bombshell star of E!’s new Pam: Girl on the Loose is being tight-lipped about the mystery beau, but we’ve got some details for you…

She’s actually only revealed his name to a few friends, so she usually refers to him by a pet name: Milk-Sheik, or Milk for short.

Most recently, they were spotted hanging out with friends this weekend at the Abbey, a gay bar in West Hollywood. “He’s very handsome,” says my source.

Anderson apparently met her new beau when she visited Abu Dhabi in June with the Make a Wish Foundation. Since then, she has announced she is partnering with the royal family to build an ecofriendly hotel in the area.

Now it seems that Tommy’s going tit for tat. Literally.

Sources tell E! news that the Mötley Crüe rocker is dating Rock of Love 2 hottie Daisy De La Hoya. And despite assertions from De La Hoya’s rep that the duo are “just friends,” our source says they’re much more.

At the very least, De La Hoya is hot for Tommy’s fans. She’s featured on Lee’s Titty Cam video—girls flashing their breasts for the camera—which plays at the beginning of Mötley Crüe’s current concert tour.

[From E!Online]

I’d say Pam is going for an upgrade here- but knowing her it won’t last long. Especially if their hangout of choice is a gay bar. As for Tommy, if he is hooking up with duck-lipped Daisy, the pair will put their superpowers of skank together to create the most invincible STD known to man.

Daisy De La Hoya is shown below in a photo from her Myspace:

Pamela Anderson leaves me utterly confused, probably because gazing into that cleavage is kind of hypnotic. Her breasts just seem to have a career of their own, separate from the body they are attached to. I have no idea exactly what it is she does for a living, her career seems to be based entirely on blonde hair, a tan and her previously mentioned assets. It doesn’t seem to matter that she’s over 40 and looks like she’s ready to be skinned for a handbag, she is still trading off of her physical attributes.

This is not the part of Pamela Anderson that is causing me confusion today, I’m confused by her relationship with Tommy Lee. Pam tried to explain their living situation.

She says, “We’re great friends. We just live together. And we’re ex-husband and wife.”

And, although there is no romance between the pair, she hasn’t given up hope of one day reuniting with him: “It’s kinda silly. I don’t know where that’s gonna go. The dream would be that all of us could really be together, but we’re better friends.”

San Francisco Chronicle

This comes after a friend of Tommy Lee’s claimed if you were nice to him, he’d show you naked pictures of Pamela Anderson on his cell phone that he’s taken in recent weeks.

From these pictures you could safely assume that Pammy and Tommy are engaging in carnal acts, and they live together, and have children together. I think Pam, despite your confusion and denials, that you are a couple. None of these attributes fits into the ‘just friends’ category.

Why is the couple living together? Is it to be closer to their children, or to share cash resources? I’m trying to imagine the house rules – Is Tommy allowed to bring a girl home for sex but not invite Pam?

Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee and their kids are shown filming scenes for her reality show on the beach in Malibu on Memorial Day, 5/26/08. Credit: Mike/Fame Pictures

Some exes you can’t forget, so you Google them, look them up on Facebook and ask mutual friends how they are. That’s fine, healthy if you leave it at that. Pamela Anderson obviously has Tommy Lee under her skin, literally in the case of their shared Hep C, and they are apparently back together.

We visited Mötley Crüe in their Hollywood rehearsal studio yesterday as they prepped for their summer CrueFest tour. Yes, they rocked, and we’ll have a full report in the next issue of Rolling Stone, but because you’re our pals, we thought you’d want to know one bit of news right away: “Pamela and the kids have moved in with me,” said a beaming Tommy Lee (speaking, of course, of his ex-wife and sex-tape costar Pamela Anderson and their two sons, Brandon and Dylan). “It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’ faces — they’re happy when we’re together.” Let’s hope those crazy lovebirds keep it together this time. As Lee told us, “We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go.”

Rolling Stone

Pictures of the two together have been circulating for a while, but since they have two sons together, Brandon and Dylan, I thought maybe they were celebrating a family occasion. Until I saw this picture of them buying houseplants together. You just don’t do that with your ex-husband.

Of course, Pam has a new reality television series coming up, and Tommy Lee is no stranger to reality television (although his relationship with reality seems tentative at best), so is this for real? Or just part of an elaborate stunt for the cameras?

I hope it is for real, because it’s horrible for children of divorce to be led into thinking their parents might get back together. I’m sure we’ll see it all played out on TV in Pam’s upcoming show ‘Girl on the Loose’. She did hint that a wedding could be featured on the show!

In good news, Pamela has donated her 2000 Dodge Viper to charity, saying she is a ‘terrible driver’. A portion of the proceeds from the sale of the car will go to PETA.

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee are shown at one of their son’s baseball games looking affectionate on 5/7/08, thanks to Splash News.

There are some awards in Hollywood that everyone is always clamoring to win: Emmys, Grammys… SAG awards. Then there are some awards people don’t care about either way. The Blockbuster awards… the Nickelodeon awards… VH-1 Honors, crap like that. And then there’s the awards you almost don’t want to win, like cleanest female celebrity award. Which is certainly better than being voted the dirtiest celebrity, but it’s still such a weirdly specific honor that it’s hard to know how to respond appropriately. Jessica Biel has won the title of cleanest celebrity, as voted by SoCal Cleanse Detox users. I know, the greatest prestige. I’m guessing most of the voters didn’t stop to think that Biel is dating Justin Timberlake, who used to date Britney Spears. So the odds are pretty good that Jessica is now harboring at least three unique strains of Chlamydia – through no fault of her own, of course.

Jessica Biel has been voted the “cleanest” female celebrity. ‘The Illusionist’ actress and girlfriend of Justin Timberlake was named the most healthy-living star by SoCal Cleanse Detox users, while Amy Winehouse was voted the “dirtiest” and most unhealthy. While Jessica, 26, walked away with the SoCal Cleanse Cleanest Celebrity Award for the women, David Beckham won the award for the healthiest male star.

Pamela Anderson’s rocker ex-husband Tommy Lee was voted “dirtiest” male, with 45 percent of the vote, and recovering alcoholic David Hasselhoff was chosen as the second unhealthiest celebrity with 22 percent of the vote. ‘Rehab’ singer Amy, 23, who is currently battling drink and drug addiction received a huge 47 percent of the vote to be chosen as the most unhealthy female star.

She has won the offer of a 12-month supply of SoCal Cleanse Detox Formula - a detox supplement - and a Detox Lifestyle Makeover with Detox and Fitness Expert Cynthia Lea.

[From AZ Central]

Something makes me think that Amy Winehouse probably won’t be taking them up on their offer. I think it’s an anathema to even say the words “Amy Winehouse” and “detox” in the same sentence. Ironically, it’s probably the celebs voted “the cleanest” that are most likely to avail themselves of a detox. In the last year I have done three colon cleanses and one two week detox. Amy Winehouse may have the guts to stick needles in her arm and have a tube shoved down her throat, but there’s no way she’s strong enough to endure day 3 of the Colon Blow regimen.

Barely a year goes by that Pamela Anderson doesn’t indulge in a long term relationship that seems a little dubious – like her bikini clad wedding to Kid Rock that ended after four months, apparently because of her cameo in Borat. Perhaps when he watched the movie that was the first he’d heard of her sex tape with Tommy Lee?

Of course, her current beau is Rick Solomon, the man from the One Night In Paris sex tape, so at least she doesn’t need to conceal that part of her past from him, although for his sake I hope he never watched Barbed Wire.

Onetime Baywatch star Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon, a former boyfriend of Paris Hilton, applied for and were granted a marriage licence in Las Vegas on Saturday, the syndicated TV show Access Hollywood has reported.

Representatives for Anderson and Salomon were not immediately available for comment.

Sydney Morning Herald

Pam had previously told Ellen Degeneres that she was engaged.

Pamela has been married twice before, to Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, and Rick Solomon was married to Shannon Doherty and has two children with first wife Elizabeth Daily. Maybe Pam’s boys Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 9, could be playmates with Rick’s girls Hunter and Tyson of the same ages.

Just because the wedding is in Las Vegas doesn’t mean it’s going to happen right now quickie style – that’s where Pammy works with magician Hans Klok. Rick also works there as a poker player, which means the previous engagement she was talking about to Ellen was to Rick. Well probably.

“I paid off a poker debt with sexual favors, and I fell in love,” Anderson, 40, told DeGeneres. “It’s so romantic. It’s romance.

“I’m not really engaged. I don’t know what I am,” Anderson added. “We may never get that far. We’re in love. This is nice.”

E! Online

Paying off a debt by sexual favours? I can’t imagine anything more romantic.

Note by Celebitchy: Paparazzi photo agency X17 is reporting that Pam and Rick got hitched in Vegas this weekend. There’s no proof other than a rumor, but I would assume that Pam would cash in on the pictures, even if it was a just a drunken trip to a hotel chapel followed by a cheap buffet feast. She wouldn’t be ashamed.

Pamela Anderson may be 40 but people still want to see her naked in flattering light with the right amount of airbrushing. She has been offered $1 million to pose nude in Playboy together with Denise Richards, her co-star in the upcoming film Blonde and Blonder.

Pals Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards are considering a $1 million offer to pose nude together in an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine. Both blondes have disrobed for the men’s magazine in the past, and now Playboy boss Hugh Hefner wants the actresses to team up for a spread in the January 2008 issue of the publication. A source tells the Globe, “Neither Pam nor Denise has committed yet, but they’re seriously considering it.” Anderson has appeared nude in Playboy a record 12 times, while Richards stripped for the December 2004 issue.

Contact Music

In other Pamela Anderson news, friends of the blonde are concerned that she is partying too hard.

A source revealed to the New York Post that pals of the former ‘Baywatch’ babe were worried that she might be seriously harming herself with all the partying and drinking.

“She drinks, she does stuff . . . and she’s got hepatitis C. Her liver is shot but she keeps living this crazy lifestyle. We don’t think she understands how serious this is. She has two kids and may not be around to see them grow up at this rate,” the paper quoted a source, as saying.

And, things got even wilder when Anderson started hanging out with Paris Hilton’s sex-tape partner, Rick Salomon.

“They went wild over the VMA weekend. I just watched them party with my jaw open,” the source said.

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It’s a girlfriend’s first responsibility to let their friend know, in the nicest possible way, that the guy they’re dating is a chump. I’m pretty sure the man who profited from his sex tape with Paris Hilton is going to be at best dubious boyfriend material. Then again, perhaps the same could be said for Tommy Lee, who gave Pamela Anderson Hepatitis C. Or even Kid Rock, who managed to remain married to her for four months before divorcing her. Maybe Pammy is taking man advice from good friend Denise Richards.

Kid Rock got in a fight with Tommy Lee right at the VMAs last night, and he is even said to have popped him, although I couldn’t tell in the video of the incident, it’s all just a lot of flailing around from far away with Rock looking pissed and trying not to lose his cigar..

Here’s the video from MTV via TMZ.

TMZ says that Tommy Lee got booted from the VMAs right afterwards while Kid Rock was allowed to stay and was not immediately arrested for punching Lee.

Vegas cops issued a statement saying they were there quickly and that Kid Rock got a citation for misdemeanor battery. Cops were said to be looking for him after the VMAs. He will have to appear in court in Vegas in 3-5 weeks.

There was a recent story about Tommy Lee that he had sex with some chick on a table at a public nightclub. Maybe Lee was telling him not to disrespect the mother of his children with such nasty antics, or maybe they were arguing about Pamela herself. She is notorious for on-again off-again relationships that never really end, particularly with Tommy, so I wouldn’t be surprised if she had something going on with him again. She has been seen out on the beach in Malibu with Rick Solomon, the guy who made and marketed the Paris Hilton sex tape, but it’s unknown if they’re an item.

MTV reports that Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock ran into each other right before the VMAs and that it was quite an awkward moment:

As Pam made her way into that area from outside, Kid Rock was entering the same space, which is only like 5′ by 10″, but through the casino side entry. They didn’t notice each other — Pam chatted with Hans Klok, with whom she’s starring in a Vegas show, and Kid Rock sipped his Bud Light. But a minute or so later, Rock turned around and he and Pam were looking right at each other. “Hey,” Pam said to her ex-beau softly, with a cordial smile. It was one of those, “Oh, wow, you, yeah, OK,” moments. Very awkward. And everyone in that room picked up on it.

[From MTV.com]

Maybe that’s why tensions were high when Rock ran into Lee. Even if Lee hasn’t rekindled his relationship with the mother of his children, he still gets to see her often enough and I doubt she has much to do with Rock.

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock are shown at the VMAs last night. Thanks to WENN for these photos.

Update: The NYDaily News had this pic of Anderson on Lee’s lap at the VMAs and said that this might have provoked Rock, along with the fact that Lee is said to have ignored him. Here’s the description of the incident.

Witnesses claimed Tommy Lee of Motley Crue may have provoked Kid Rock by reintroducing his lap and pawing hands to Anderson.

Rock took exception to Lee’s behavior, decking him in front of Sean (Diddy) Combs.

“It looked like Tommy Lee initiated it because Kid Rock was ignoring him,” said rap producer Rich Nice. “And Tommy Lee kind of antagonized him. And then when Tommy Lee stood up, it looked a little weird, like, ‘Yo, what?”‘

Nice said Kid Rock threw the first punch, backhanding Tommy Lee.

“And then Tommy Lee looked like he was trying to get at him to aggressively retaliate and then Kid Rock hits Tommy Lee again - bong,” Nice said.

[NY Daily News]

Pamela Anderson was at the tattoo artist about to get inked with her new husband Kid Rock’s name when she had a reminder of how fleeting relationships can be. The tattoist told her that he’d recently done some work on her ex husband, Tommy Lee. That is said to have reminded her of the ring tattoo of Tommy’s name she had around her wedding finger, which she changed to “Mommy!” once they broke up. Pamela hightailed it out of there, and it’s a good thing because her relationship with Rock lasted only a few weeks longer:

Here’s a PAMELA ANDERSON story I heard last week, but now I’m glad I didn’t tell you - because her decision to divorce KID ROCK makes it a truly poignant tale! Pam popped into Vancouver’s West Coast Tattoo to ink her new hubby’s name on her bod… but suddenly paused when the tattoo artist bragged he’d just illustrated the skins of the “Rock Star: Supernova” cast - including ex-hubby TOMMY LEE. In a sudden memory of how fleeting love can be, Pam eyed her ring finger - where Tommy’s name had been tattooed in happier days - then nixed a Kid Rock tat, saying: “Maybe I’d better wait and see how things work out!” (WHEW!…Close call, girlfriend.)

It seems like the only names you should ever get tattooed with are the names of your parents or kids, or maybe a friend who has died who you can no longer argue with.

There may be another reason Pam decided against getting a tattoo at that point. She claimed that she contracted Hepatitis C from Tommy Lee after sharing a tattoo needle with him. So any tattoos she got while she was married to him must remind her of their failed relationship and the chronic illness he left her with. That didn’t stop her from running back to him for a public makeout session after she filed for divorce, though.

Anderson has said that she’s coping with her divorce from Kid Rock by doing lots of baking and home decorating. From what I remember of an MTV show I saw of her house, she likes that feminine shabby chic french country style. Maybe she should call up Tori Spelling to come help her out.

Update: Popoholic has a top five list of celebrity tattooed babes. Pamela Anderson comes in at five, and Angelina Jolie predictably tops the list. Her “Know your rights” upper back tatoo was visible at the NY premiere of The Good Shephard this week.