Introduction: Minutes 0 to 5:15
I watched Trainwreck: Woodstock 99, The Shark Whisperer and Opus. Chandra loves The Gilded Age and Patience. We both watched Murderbot. You can listen below and on YouTube!

Royals: Minutes 5:15 to 22:30
Last weekend French President Macron made a state visit to the UK. Will and Kate were only there to welcome the Macrons. They were sidelined during most of the visit, and then went to the state banquet with a last minute confirmation. Their fashion choices at dinner seemed pointed. William did not wear the Windsor men’s uniform including red cloth on the collar and we learned that was deliberate because he’s going to do things differently when he’s king! Kate did not wear white like all of the other women and instead wore a red Givenchy gown. We then heard that Kate was sending a message to Meghan considering that Givenchy designed Meghan’s wedding gown. William and Kate did not pose for photos at the dinner with the Macrons, as is typical at state dinners.

Kate’s assistant/stylist Natasha Archer stepped down last week after 15 years. When Archer left she made her Instagram public, either deliberately or through incompetence. She was initially following over 1,700 accounts including so many of Meghan’s close friends and collaborators. These are people she would have no other reason to follow other than to stalk Meghan. Archer did a mass unfollow after that and now she’s only following around 300 people. It took days for the British press to pick up that story but it’s now in the Daily Mail.

Get the Top Ten Stories about Kate copying Meghan’s fashion when you sign up for our mailing list! Kate has copied Meghan’s outfits, heels and sneakers openly for years. We wonder if leaving her Instagram public is a deliberate move by Archer. I play a segment from Zoom where we talked about this.

Representatives for The Sussexes and King Charles had a “peace summit” meeting in London last week at a private club. This was between the Sussexes’ representative in the UK, Liam Maguire, their new communications director, Meredith Maines, and Charles’ communications director, Tobyn Andreae. Andreae was hired by Charles in 2022 and he’s a former editor of The Daily Mail and The Mail on Sunday. The Mail on Sunday got an exclusive story about the summit, which was clearly from Andreae. Sources told The Telegraph that Harry’s side definitely didn’t leak the news of the peace summit. Chandra doesn’t think Harry was surprised by the leak though.

No one from William’s side was invited, but they kept leaking stories about how enraged William is at the Sussexes. William took it personally that Harry and Charles’s representatives met. Meanwhile there were all these stories about how William will never forgive Harry, but Harry and Meghan need to apologize and come back to do royal work. Will and Kate’s Wimbledon outing was reportedly ruined after news of the peace summit broke. We talk about how childish Prince William is and how he’s like Trump. I say Kate is the British Melania, but Chandra thinks she’s like Ivanka.

There was a story last month in The Telegraph about how Charles wants Harry and his family at his funeral. Here’s a link to Chandra’s tweet about that. The Daily Beast reported that Charles’ rep Tobyn Andreae tried to shut that story down before it was published and warned the royal rota not to pick it up. We talk about how angry and ineffective William always is.

Comments of the Week: Minutes 22:30 to end
Chandra’s comment of the week is from D on the post about Gwyneth Paltrow’s dishy biography. Here’s a link to Gwyneth Paltrow’s podcast interview that Chandra mentioned.

My comment of the week is from ariel on the post about the Emmy’s nominations.

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